As inspiring as certain things in Beijing have been over the last week and a half, not many of us can ever hope to win a gold medal (much less eight of them) unless by some chance the IOC decides to start presenting medals for sex. Then we'd at least have a shot for solo performance gold! But the writers in today's roundup of some award-winning moments from the sex blog scene sure know how to impress the judges. Watch as they perform acrobatic tricks of public couch sex! Join the crowd cheering on the Canadian Futa players! And head down to the surf for a steamy round of beach blanket bingo.

Go for the gold with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

To know jessica drake—or at least to bump into her semi-regularly—is to be infatuated with jessica drake. That is why hopes are high when Wicked gets around to jessica drake in its contract performer marquee movie rotation. And that drake gets around to Dana DeArmond turns out to be a pleasant surprise in "Kissing Girls."

Because there's more than one thing to hold a torch for ...

· Amanda Hanshaw (babesandbitches.net)
· Amanda King (babeslog.net)
· Anna (babesdiary.com
· Beatrix (join2babes.com)

For all its bells and whistles, the OhMiBod vibrator never appealed to me. Sure, it was a fancy vibe that would turn my favorite hits into orgasm pumping jam sessions. But it also looked like a big white plastic Slimline—the kind of vibrator that has never appealed to me. I didn't care what kind of fancy pulsations that vibrator could get up to: it didn't look like something I wanted inside my cooch. And isn't that what we're all looking for?

But then the Naughtinano landed on my desk, and I started to reconsider my OhMiBod ban. Unlike the original OhMiBod, the Naughtinano has a slight, curvy form that's both pleasing to the eye and the G-spot. This was all it needed to make me intrigued enough to ignore its cringeworthy name and hook it up to my iPod.

Our nerdy sibling site Kotaku has looked up from their XBox DSs or their Nintendo 360s or whatever it is that occupies most of their time and discovered that there's porn in them thar internets—and not just any porn, but geek-focused porn even! (Specifically, a babelog site called Gamer Fetish.) While they've gone all thinky about the topic, discussing the ways in which geek culture and porn culture overlap and crediting geek-themed porn with the future destigmatization of sexy pictures, we (with our extensive experience on the topic), would like to offer a slightly less highfalutin opinion on the "new" phenomenon of geek porn.

According to her MySpace page, it’s tough for 19-year-old Digital Playground contract star Gabriella Fox to be a good girl. After a quiet life of home schooling, this formerly introverted and now fully copyrighted porn diva-in-training is making quite an impression; we heard from several of you who couldn't wait to see more of her after we posted about her last feature, and resident DP director Celeste is making those wishes come true with "Gabriella Fox Sexy Hot". We don't know whether Gabriella is spending much time these days riding horses like she says she used to, but based on the photographic evidence you'll see after the jump it looks like she’s traded taming one large beast for another.

You know, Dale Bozzio had it right: When no one listens, there's no use talking at all. But when the clothes come off and ears prick up, words—or the lack thereof—can have some delicious and lasting effects. In today's roundup of some of our favorite words from the sex blog scene, these occasionally chatty types go from silent to verbose to downright nasty in their naked conversations. From the quiet, casual nipple-pinching of an exhibitionist in the park to full-on hot wife dirty talk, this is some verbiage you don't want to miss.

And as long as we're rolling with the 80's lyrics, shoot your mouth off with Madeline Glass after the jump; she'll show you what that hole is for.

Here at Fleshbot's Western Headquarters, we have identified three distinct styles of "realistic" intercourse simulators: the whole body, represented by blow-up dolls and "real"dolls; the vaginal/regional, such as Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy & Ass; and the specific, as embodied (in a matter of speaking) by the floppy tube that is Jamie Lynn's Ass Stroker.

A recent website poll—as scientific a study as one can get—reveals that lesbians are not thrilled with the state of girl-on-girl action in their porn. Believe it or not, porn companies tend to cater to straight dudes, so even though 62% their output contains scenes of girls going wild on other girls, it's not exactly what turns real lesbians on. They want a little bit of foreplay, extended oral sex, and someone who actually knows where the clit is. (Good luck with that!) All too often you have to deal with the porn you have, not the porn you want—but with a little extra effort sometimes you can find what you're looking for. So in the interest of helping our frustrated lesbian friends—and encouraging pornographers everywhere to cater to more tastes—we've tried put together a roundupof some the best smut of the girls and for the girls that we know of. Hey, it was the least the straight part of this operation could do.

· "Lesbians demand more and better porn" (pinknews.co.uk)

An online venture called Carnal University has announced a new interactive web-based training module which promises to teach its students everything they need to know about the world of porn. (Take that, University of Phoenix!) For just a mere twenty bucks, you can sign up to learn the history of the adult industry, with special sections on porn pioneers as well as milestones in the skin business, some of its notable technological achievements, and memorable pop culture moments. Which sounds like a worthy course of study, to be sure—but why should you have to pay for something which is, after all, our collective borthright as proud porn-loving citizens? After the jump, let our own trained educational staff teach you everything you ever wanted to know about porn, except for maybe why melon-scented body spray is so popular on porn sets. And yes, there will be plenty of videos by way of illustration. (But no pop quizzes, we promise.)

So you've watched your fair share of bondage porn, and you're starting to think that maybe you'd like to explore some bondage in the bedroom. But where to start? Though the pros may make it look easy, serious bondage isn't for beginners—and even with some practice, it's still advanced sex play. The last thing you want to do is get some rope and see how it goes. If you're going to go bound, you'll need some good guidelines and some easy to follow instructions.

Thankfully, Nina Hartley is here to offer her assistance, in the form of "Nina Hartley's Guide To Bondage Sex." With the help of bondage model and expert Claire Adams, Nina walks bondage beginners through all the basics of getting down and dirty while bound ... and throws in some super hot sex scenes by way of illustration.

Gossip blogs are buzzing this week with the news that Dashiell Torralba, a former girlfriend of one of Fidel Castro's sons who recently sold a home movie with footage from everyone's favorite Cuban dictator's household to a Miami television station (and no relation to anyone we know), has apparently found another way to keep herself busy besides being charged for credit card fraud and identity theft: she also allegedly appears as "Rocio Marrero" in a Bang Bros. video called "Language Barrier". It's not the first time we've heard about a pornstar who's related to a famous name, however distantly; but it is the first time we've ever had occasion to mention Fidel Castro in connection with facial cumshots and hot Latina MILF action. So even if you have no idea who she is, won't you indulge our giddy excitement and check out the links and pics after the jump?

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