Shauna Sand In Fight With Vivid Over Sex Tape

This time next week, we'll be popping the Shauna Sand sex tape into our DVD players, and enjoying the hardcore celebrity goodness. Or will we? Though Vivid claims they're legally entitled to release the tape, Shauna Sand's not so sure. More »

Caught On Tape: Tattoo Studio Sex

A note to all public sex aficionados: if you're going to get wild somewhere like, say, the waiting room of an Atlanta tattoo studio, you'd do well to check for security cameras before you get into the act. More »

Is A Sarah Silverman/Jimmy Kimmel Sex Tape About To Hit The Internets?

CelebsOnly is reporting rumors of a Sarah Silverman/Jimmy Kimmel sex tape which they allegedly have screenshots from. Are we excited? Yeah...though if this turns out to be some sort of "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" joke, we're gonna be pissed. (celebsonly.com)

Deanna Hummel Sex Tape A Hoax

Our apologies to those of you who were hellbent on seeing that lady who banged the dude from "Jon and Kate Plus 8" doing sex: our reliable commenters have revealed the tape is a fake. More »

Deanna Hummel's (Alleged!) Sex Tape Surfaces

It's official: everyone, everywhere has a sex tape. Seriously: if the mistress of the guy on "Jon and Kate Plus 8" has a burgeoning sex tape "scandal," well—can't we assume everyone has been taped screwing? More »

Kappa Girl: China's Very Own Sex Tape Starlet

Xiao Yun may have set some pulses racing with her scantily clad fundraising, but Kappa Girl—the latest sex scandal to emerge from the People's Republic—puts the budding philanthropist to shame with her honest-to-goodness sex tape. More »

MMA Fighter Mired In Sex Tape Scandal

Sex tapes! They're not just for Americans (or Australians... or Brits...) anymore! It seems Hayato "Mach" Sakurai, a Japanese MMA fighter, has done made himself some sex tapes... with multiple ladies! More »

Did Obama's Mama Get Nude For The Camera?

With just a week and a half until the election, new rumors about Obama are swirling around the blogosphere... and this time, they're personal. By which we mean: about his mother. Did Obama's mother pose nude for some photographs? Should anyone really care? Conspiracy theorists have somehow managed to convince themselves that if this naked woman is the mama of Obama, it calls Obama's parentage into question. No, we don't get it either. As far as we're concerned, if it is Obama's mother (and it probably isn't), all it means is that she was smokin' hot and ahead of her time. See for yourself after the jump. More »

Britney Spears Still Doesn't Have A Sex Tape (That We've Seen)

The latest alleged Britney Spears sex tape that the media has been all in a tizzy about? Yeah, turns out it's all a hoax. Good thing we didn't get our hopes up about that one! (starmagazine.com)

Mini-Me Sex Tape Costar Tells All, Again (But Do You Want To Listen?)

We guess this interview with "Mini-Me Sex Tape" costar Renae Shrider would be a heck of a lot more interesting if we actually knew anyone who's watched the damn thing (since we're sure not interested in watching it ourselves)—and if she hadn't already done a tell-all interview a few months ago. But if you want to help her make the most of her 15 minutes then have at it. On the other hand, if you do know anyone who's gone through the trouble of actually downloading and watching it could you please send them their way? We might be interested in interviewing them sometime. (AVN)

Even A Sex Tape Can't Save Jeremy Jackson ...

Sometimes, even a sex tape isn't enough to revive your flagging career. Jeremy Jackson, aka Hobie from "Baywatch", is the star of 45 minutes of hardcore action with former pornstar Sky Lopez... and there is no one who's interested in buying the tape, which we find a little surprising. In addition to featuring people fucking, the tape has an interesting backstory including betrayal, threats by drug-addicted thugs, and a pornstar who finds Jesus. Okay, maybe it's not that interesting. But still! People fucking!. (tmz.com, more @ avn.com)

Now that everyone from Keeley Hazell to Verne Troyer has starred in their very own sex tape, you're probably feeling the urge to go out and create your own. Thanks to these top ten tips from noted sexperts Em and Lo, that task just got a whole lot easier—especially if you still haven't learned anything from all those other how-to guides we've pointed you to. One thing they forgot to mention: if you upload your homemade sex tape to the internet, everyone will see it, including your mom. Happy filming!(dailybedpost.com, thumb from sellyoursextape.com)

Verne Troyer Sex Tape Costar Tells All!

Although we're as anxious as most of you for the whole Verne Troyer sex tape brouhaha to go the way of Gene Simmons and Joey Buttafuco (= straight to that deeply sequestered part of our mind where we store things like "Small Wonder" and the last couple of Liz Phair albums), we'd be remiss in our duties if we didn't tell you about this radio interview with his lady friend Ranae Shrider in which we're told she discusses "the size of his peen and everything". No, we didn't listen to it ourselves. Even our sense of duty has its limits. (w/photo gallery @ 933flz.com - thanks Shawn)

And speaking of celebrity sex scandals in the news this week, apparently dirty photos of former "Germany's Next Top Model" contestant Gina-Lisa have surfaced online. But unlike Verne Troyer, Gina-Lisa isn't mad that her naughty bits are on display; she's just worried that other women will get jealous when they see the pics. Aren't Germans so much more civilized? (And yes, we know that this post stretches the limits of what constitutes a "celebrity sex scandal". But we had to do something to get all that midget porn out of our heads.) (bild.de)

Speaking of midget porn superstars, it seems that Verne Troyer will not be letting anyone distribute his sex tape anytime soon. We're sure the folks at celeb porn purveyor Red Light District are bummed at the loss of another revenue stream, but in this case we think it's probably all for the best. In fact, we're positive it's all for the best. Really. (telegraph.co.uk)

Wait ... so even after what we were told yesterday, now they're saying that the Jimi Hendrix sex tape is a big old fake? We are shocked! What are you going to tell us next—that the Marilyn Monroe sex tape isn't real either? (uk.reuters.com)

It seems you can't keep a good celebrity sex tape down: over two years after it first caused a sensation, the Colin Farrell/Nicole Narain sex tape has resurfaced on YouPorn. If you missed it the first time, now's your chance to hear Colin Farrell's dirty talk. And unlike certain other sex videos we've heard about lately, all parties involved are still alive as of the time of this writing. (youporn.com)

Hendrix Sex Tape (Dot Com): Because "AreYouExperienced.com" Was Already Taken

Despite all the choices available to them, it looks like the folks at Vivid went with the obvious HendrixSexTape.com to hawk that eleven minute footage of dubious authenticity electrifying sex scene and exciting bonus footage we told you about earlier. Think they'd give up "JimiHendrixSexBlog.com" now that they don't need it anymore? We're totally feeling it's time to rebrand ourselves to something more catchy. (Trailer after the jump.) More »

The "Ashley Dupre Sex Tape" (Verdict: Unlikely, But It's A Decent Blowjob Anyway)

Anyone remember a young woman named Ashley Dupre? Yeah, we had to look her up too; it seems that she was sort of famous a while back for sleeping with the President or something and charging him half a million dollars for it. Anyway, someone just sent us a thirty second movie clip of her giving a blowjob and getting splooged all over her chin ... or at least the file name says "AshleyDupreeSexTape.mov", and it said it was her in the subject line of the email that went along with the clip too. Guess that means she really is famous! After all, you know what they say: you're nobody until somebody tries to pass off a sex tape with your name on it. (Actually, we just made that up just now. But feel free to quote us anytime you like.) More »

If we've really sunk so low as to pimp for page views get excited about the existence of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape based on one crappy, unintelligible screen grab, there's really not much hope for any of us. Of course, if it turns out the tape actually exists after all, there's even less hope for us too. (egotastic.com)

Until we see more evidence than just a single screencap, we're sticking by our assertion that that "Kristen Davis Sex Tape" isn't what the people hawking it says it is. Our "Sex And The City"-loving colleagues at Defamer, however, have no such scruples. Bless their pervy hearts. (defamer.com)

Hate to break the news — and not that we've always been 100% correct about these sorts of things before — but if a celebrity sex tape like one purporting to star "Sex And The City"'s Kristen Davis sounds too good to be true (and requires you to sign up for some dodgy pay site to see the rest), it probably is. But you knew all that already, right? (theblemish.com)

Yes, Evanka, It Is A Direct Order: The Joey Buttafuoco Sex Tape

"Sit on your cock?" confirms Evanka Buttafuoco in a "secret" sex tape being released Tuesday. "Sounds like a direct order." Well, Direct in the sense that former Amy Fisher romantic interest Joey Buttafuoco is addressing her, but also in the sense that he is addressing us, the audience he knew he'd get. That said, America learned to love again to the strains of the Amy Fisher/Lou Bellera sex tape, so mightn't the magic happen again? More »

As much as we tried to forget, we totally remember seeing these old sex pics of Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels a while ago ... though it's more interesting to hear that this site also claims to have some uncensored dirty footage from the first two seasons of "Rock Of Love" tucked up its sleeve. (Not like we didn't see that coming a while ago too, but still.) (bretmichaelsbootlegs.com, via xfanz.com/blogs)

Police in Malaysia continue to arrest folks attempting to sell DVDs featuring that sex scene starring former health minister Chua Soi Lek, which may explain why no one's yet come forth with any reliable links where we can see the damn thing ourselves. Come on, folks—if you're going to go to jail for distributing this stuff, at least make it mean something! (thestar.com.my)

In what sounds like a cruel hoax, but isn't, Red Light District will follow up that Amy Fisher sex video by releasing "Joey Buttafuoco: Caught On Tape" next month. No word on whether or not Joey buttafuocos anyone in this inevitable masterpiece, though we're sure that won't be the last time you hear someone making that joke. (Reuters)

Hot Malaysian Health Minister Sex Tape Action!

It's not every day that we wake up to news about a celebrity sex tape scandal on the front page of the New York Times, but that's exactly what happened today in our post-New Year's hangoverish haze as The Lede reports on the odd case of Malaysian Minister of Health Chua Soi Lek, who resigned his post after somehow becoming the unwitting star of a professionally shot and edited sex romp with a lady friend which was then sold on the street and even sent to some people as junk mail. Unfortunately, looking for videos of disgraced middle-aged Malaysian politicians isn't quite the sort of thing we do our best at first thing in the morning, especially when there's a hangover involved—but as soon as those download links start rolling in, you can bet we'll share them with you. Just because we're not exactly turned on by this sort of thing doesn't mean that someone out there isn't. More »

Since you're probably still curious, here are the actual nude images of French swimmer Laure Manaudou that have had swim fans talking. You may come up for air now. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

In case you missed bidding on it the last time around, someone else is auctioning off another copy of that vintage "Barbra Streisand" porn film on eBay—this time with a relative bargain starting bid of $1,500 with proceeds going to a legal fund for victims of sexual molestation, (Though if you're feeling that charitable, we'd recommend just donating your money to a worthy cause outright—that was you won't have to watch someone who looks like Barbra Streisand having sex.) (ebay.com)

Jessica Sierra: Fallen Idol (First In A Series)

Why do people who wouldn't otherwise be sexy suddenly become powerfully so when words like "VH1" and "public intoxication" are linked to their names? The latest pseudo-celeb in the Vivid-Red Light District Shady Sex Tape Broker wars is one-time "American Idol" finalist Jessica Sierra, whose romps with an "unidentified man" are the subject of Vivid's new website (launched today) and DVD on its Celeb imprint. More »

Apparently it's no longer possible to break into even the D-list of celebrityhood without having your very own sex tape: TMZ reports that one starring currently beleaguered former American Idol finalist Jessica Sierra will be released later this month. If, like us, you don't watch "American Idol" and had no idea who the hell she was ... well, you will now. (tmz.com)