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Exclusive Sneak Peek: Stoya In Digital Playground's 2010 Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Sure, everyone and their mother is putting out a sexy 2010 calendar. So what makes Digital Playground's different? Well, for one, it's one of the few that we actually want to buy.

Instead of simply reusing stills from their movies, Digital Playground went the distance and hired artist Amy Matthews to render the Digital Playground girls as stunning, sexy caricatures. We've gotten a sneak peek at what Stoya looks like—and we can't wait to see Jesse, Riley, Katsuni, Janie, Raven, McKenzie, and Gabriella in all their illustrated glory.

· 2010 Digital Playground Calendar (digitalplayground.com)
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"Jesse Jane" Gets Off "Online"

DCypher — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Jesse Jane knows better than anyone that online dating sucks. With so many people online pretending to be her, she's been asked to friend request herself at least a hundred times by ruthless, desperate strangers.

Just as with a Nicolas Cage movie, what you're sold is never what you end up getting—and usually it's pretty sad and frustrating (no to mention pathetic). You wind up having to entertain yourself and just feeling bad half the time...all right, most of the time.

So when Robby D over at Digital Playground decided to make a movie about online dating, he knew right away that Jesse Jane was the perfect person to cast as the lead. Luckily she was available, and, after having her agent fax the script over to her one page at a time, she fell in love with the project. She knew within the first ten pages that this was going to be the script that she would be remembered for (along with that amazing guest appearance on Entourage where she threatened to butt fuck the comic geek harassing Vince—but the nerd totally loved it).

We're not going to be like other sites that give away the plot. In fact, we're not even going to tell you whether it's a comedy, sending up online dating, or all dramatic, like a Brad Armstrong movie. Anyone can tell you that, right? Instead we're going to tell you that Jesse fucks three guys in this movie: Mick Blue, Scott Nails, and Ben English—who has since retired (or so we are told).

The movie also features Shawna Lenee getting stuffed full of Tommy Gunn and Madelyn Marie having hot sex with pretty boy stud Danny Mountain. We're always happy to see sexy Shawna fuck since she's honestly one of our favorite performers and one of the hottest women to ever be in adult entertainment. We could watch her fuck all day long...in fact, we're pretty sure we have once. (That was an amazing day.)

"Jesse Jane Online" comes out on November 11th from Digital Playground. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground, so keep your hands on your tingling genitals and off of their images. Now, enjoy the work of one of the greatest masters of pornography starring the most beautiful women in the world. You are very welcome. Have a great weekend!

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Halloween: The Pornstar Way!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:45:00 EDT

Still searching for a Halloween costume? The girls of Digital Playground have a few ideas for you. And, uh, if you take their suggestions, taking someone home from a party shouldn't be too much of a problem. (areyoushaved.net)

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Porn's Hot 100: Genesis Picks The Hundred Hottest Pornstars

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

There are countless women making a living in Porn Valley—and while many can succeed as porn performers, only a handful will ever be crowned stars. And a mere fraction of those stars will be in the top 100.

Yes, Genesis has released their annual list of the best of the best: and whether you love it or hate it, it's interesting to see who they deem worthy of the top 100 title. We've taken a closer look at their pick for the top ten, with a look at where these ladies were listed last year—and our thoughts on their current position.

As always, your thoughts for who should have made the cut are welcome in the comments.

2009 Porn's Hot 100 (genesisonline.com)

Previously: The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway) (fleshbot.com)

10. Gianna Michaels

Last Year's Rank: 21

Fleshbot's Thoughts: If anything, we're just shocked it's taken so long to get the wondrous Gianna into the top ten. She's a strong performer with a resume that's as expansive as her T&A. Heck, she made our top ten all the way back in 2007.

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9. Joanna Angel

Last Year's Rank: 18

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Again, it's good to see a long time favorite (and, ahem, Supreme Commandress) recognized in the top ten. We'd love to know what boosted her rank this year—was it "LA Pink"? Cause "LA Pink" does look pretty awesome....

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8. Belladonna

Last Year's Rank: 5

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Any top ten that doesn't include Belladonna is just kidding itself.

7. Briana Banks

Last Year's Rank: 22

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Another hardworking performer who should have been in the top ten ages ago.

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6. Bree Olson

Last Year's Rank: 10

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Bree got a slight boost in the rankings this year—and with releases like "The Five", it's not hard to see why.

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5. Stormy Daniels

Last Year's Rank: 1

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Stormy's stayed strong this year—but she's also shifted her focus from making porn to pursuing a career in politics. You can't stay on top if you're not fully in the game.

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4. Tera Patrick

Last Year's Rank: 2

Fleshbot's Thoughts: We're a bit surprised to see that Tera's still in the top ten. Not that we don't find her enthralling—but she barely performs anymore. Shouldn't that be a knock against her?

3. Jesse Jane

Last Year's Rank: 3

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Digital Playground's resident superstar holds steady. No surprises here: with her talent and enthusiasm for her work, Jesse's not going anywhere for a while.

· Photo of Jesse Jane courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

2. Jenna Haze

Last Year's Rank: 4

Fleshbot's Thoughts: There's a very good reason why Jenna bagged Female Performer of the Year—and it's the same reason why she scored the number two slot on the Genesis list: this girl is fucking hot.

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1. Sasha Grey

Last Year's Rank: 6

Fleshbot's Thoughts: 2009 is the Year of Sasha Grey. If she hadn't been crowned with the number one slot, we might have had to organize a protest (Million Fleshbot Reader March, anyone?).

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DigitalPlayground.com: A Porn Site Worth Paying For

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

After months of effort, Digital Playground launches their new and improved membership website today. We got a sneak peek at what they have to offer—and are pleased to report that they've put together a pretty hot product.

Not that we're surprised: Digital Playground is known for its top notch, high quality content—and the website provides a whole lot of it. Stretching back almost a decade to "Rocki Roads' Wet Dreams," the site offers access to most of Digital Playground's very extensive library (with some notable exceptions: new releases are added at about a four month delay—"Stoya Heat" is the latest addition to the website—and high end features, like "Cheerleaders" and "Pirates," are missing from the database). But it's not just quantity that the site affords: the site's HD clips maintain DVD quality resolution even when at full screen (for those with slower internet connections, the enhanced version looks great when in the player; the lowest quality "standard" version is not great, but far better than what you'll see on most tube sites).

Digital Playground has also worked hard to make sure that site members are able to easily get access to exactly the porn they want. Looking for a specific girl? Surf over to her profile page, and get access to every full length movie, scene, and photo gallery she's appeared in. Want to watch a blowjob (or a cumshot, or ass to mouth, or...)? The niche clips section gives you access to just that section of a scene—with no need to fastforward through everything else. Stumble on something you particularly like? Mark it a favorite, and easily come back to it whenever you're in the mood.

In addition to the vast database of porn, DigitalPlayground.com also offers BTS clips, live chat (sometimes with Digital Playground girls, usually with amateur women), and something called VirtualSex360, which is supposed to offer an immersive, 360 degree view of people getting it on, but was a little too complicated for us to actually get into (we'll keep our porn videos 2-D, thanks!).

But the site is not without its kinks (the nonsexy kind). Categorizing a porno database this massive is no easy task, and there are a few areas where the strain shows. For example: while Stoya's niche clips offer you direct access to all her hottest moments, her list of niche clips only tells you the movie the clips come from—not what they actually are. And some girls' pages are a little wonky—Ava Rose shows up as having zero scenes, though if you pull up her movies, you'll be happy to see that you can, in fact, watch her getting nasty in "Jack's POV 4." But we feel confident that those issues will be resolved (and regardless, they're not annoying enough to distract from the pleasure of, ahem, watching Stoya give that blowjob or Ava in POV format).

Of course, as with all porn, your mileage will vary depending on what you're into. If you love the Digital Playground girls and Digital Playground product, this could easily be the only porn site you'll ever need. If, on the other hand, your heart belongs to Ava Devine...well, her one scene on the site may not be enough to tide you through those lonely nights. We, however, expect to spend many, many hours lustfully enjoying Digital Playground's delicious website—time very well spent, as far as we're concerned.

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Digital Playground Provides The Ultimate Back To School With "Teachers"

DCypher — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

At long last the wait is over...almost...sort of. In less than a week, Digital Playground will release the long awaited Robby D title "Teachers" and nothing will ever be the same again...we promise you.

It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year...full of hard cock! Yeah, we know, pretty cheesy stuff. With clear nods to our other favorite porn movie, "Mean Girls," mixed in with knee slapping bits performed by Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone, "Teachers" may seem at first glance to be just another porn movie. "Au contraire," shouts the lovely Katsuni's shaved pucker!

For it's not really the dialogue, acting, or story line that compel us to watch this masterpiece over and over again. They do their job, however, which is to adequately set the stage for what really lures us to run "Teachers" repetitively in our DVD players until our eyes bleed and out crotches throb with a dull, persistent ache—the unbelievable cast!

You see, when you factor in all the sexy action Digital Playground has packed into this movie, along with that unprecedented all star line up, then put legendary director Robby D behind the camera, what comes out isn't cheesy at all...nay, it's pure magic...like a unicorn having sex with a mermaid!

Digital contract stars (past and present) Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, and Riley Steele go crazy in a school bus orgy that is still simply blowing our minds. We didn't think anywhere East of Eden or South of Hades would ever have such lovely visions of erotic splendor laid out in plain sight to behold.

Joining them are all-stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Angelina Valentine, who, respectively, turn in some of the strongest performances of their dirty little lives. We can honestly say there is not a single down moment in this movie, not a single scene worth fast forwarding through, and that by itself is extraordinary.

"Teachers" comes out next week from Digital Playground and Robby D. Witness a sampling of its glory in the picture below. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their permission.

Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Evan Stone
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Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, and Erik Everhard
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Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, and Erik Everhard
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Angelina Armani and Mick Blue
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Angelina Armani and Mick Blue
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Stoya, Jenna Haze, and Evan Stone
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Sneak Preview Of 'Teachers'

auryn — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:30:01 EDT

From the people who brought you 'Babysitters,' 'Cheerleaders,' and 'Nurses' comes 'TEACHERS,' an amazingly hot and hysterical new dvd. The cast contains all our favorite Digital Playground stars, so this one looks like it'll be awesome.

Remember the "slambooks" you kept in high school? The trailer for this film kinda reads like one, but with way more fucking. Really, nothing we say can do justice to how cool this release looks. You'll have to watch the trailer for yourself.

p.s. Is it just us, or does Evan Stone always look like he's about to start laughing when he's not pounding the bejeezus out of one of someone's holes? Aw, he's so cool.

p.p.s. Can we have this dvd, like, now?

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Breathing Jesse Jane Is A Nice Way To Start The Week

DCypher — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

To be perfectly honest, when we think of Digital Playground superstar Jesse Jane (and we do, often), we usually think about drinking her down, not breathing her in.

Not so with erotic auteur Celeste, who envisions the exquisite blond sex goddess as a tantalizing mist of lasciviousness to be deeply inhaled into the inner core of your root chakra, until every single nerve ending in your overly sensitive genitals tingles with vibrant lust, or a sweet blunt of UK Cheese sprinkled with Blonde Kush Kief dipped in liquid ecstasy and dusted with a mix of crushed Viagra and Spanish Fly.

You can see how it's easy to love this former performer turned artiste.

Jesse Jane is as stunning as ever, her lithe albeit curvy young body arched into a series of throb inducing positions while she devours the turgid desire of her various paramours. It's a wonder that women this beautiful are willing to share their sex lives with mere mortals like us. Watching her screw is like witnessing an angel copulating.

In addition to the adorable Jesse Jane, the movie features the sex stylings of Diamond Kitty, Tanya James, Veronika Raquel, and pint sized Zeina Heart taking a heaping helping of Mick Blue up her tiny little Latin honey pot. It honestly doesn't look like it's going to fit—until it does. (That, friends, is talent.)

"Jesse Jane Breathe Me" is set to cloud the skies of this world this week. Forecast for the week slightly horny with a chance of extreme sexual satisfaction. All the images in the exclusive gallery below belong to Digital Playground so play nice or else. Happy Monday.

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CNBC Special Shows That Pornstars Are Just Like Us

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:30:01 EDT

What's daily life like for a porn megastar like Jesse Jane? A lot like daily life for the rest of us, actually. When she's not on set or on tour, she's at home in Oklahoma with her husband and kid.

This clip aired last night as part of CNBC's "Porn: Business of Pleasure"—which, for the most part, was pretty respectful of the industry and the people who work in it. Didn't catch it last night? It airs again this Friday at 10pm ET.

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“Jesse Jane Atomic Tease” Melts Our Fragile Little Minds

DCypher — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

It's Friday, and once again another week has slipped away. It's time to leave you with mouthwatering succulence for your long and exhausting weekend. How about we give you some Jesse Jane? How's that?

Yeah, we thought you'd be into that. Only this time, we're going for the maximum tease. Hope you're ready to beg for it until every fiber of your being throbs for release!

As you'd expect, Jesse takes the focus of this softer Celeste title, capturing our hearts and, ummm, imaginations in three of the six scenes. Sometimes with soft focus, sometimes with with flairs and light jazz, but always with a nod to the art of the sexy tease, Jesse performs longer intros that build to crescendo, and shorter sex scenes with more artistic license. It's that simply sexy touch that only a performer turned artiste like Celeste could provide, with genius partner in crime Robby D breathing life into her vision. Still, you don't have to be a third wave sex positive feminist to enjoy the fruits of her work, or Jesse Jane. Far from it!

Jesse is joined by Kiki Vidis, Madison Scott, and Daisy Marie for her "Atomic Tease," which has all but melted what was left of our fragile little minds. Trust us when we tell you that theres not a single moment of wasted footage included in this release. Even the BTS shines.

"Jesse Jane Atomic Tease" releases this week. From all of us here at Fleshbot, we hope you have a happy, healthy, and sane weekend.

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Live Video Chat With Jesse Jane Tonight!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:45:00 EDT

Love Jesse Jane? Of course you do—and you'll have the chance to show her just how much you love her tonight, during her live video chat (7PM PST/10PM EST).

To access the chat, go to JesseJane.com or DigitalPlayground.com. And remember, you'll have a chance to chat with Angelina Armani this Friday!

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Video Chat With Jesse Jane, Angelina Armani, And Riley Steele!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Because Digital Playground is a studio that wants to make all your dreams come true (well, the sexy ones, at least), they're giving fans the opportunity to go beyond merely watching their stars.

On March 16, 18, and 20, fans will have the chance to video chat with one of Digital Playground's hottest stars—and maybe even win a free DVD:

Jesse Jane®, Riley Steele™, and Angelina Armani™ are excited to give fans the most intimate care possible during their first live video broadcast. This ground-breaking promotion of Robby D.'s mega-hit "Nurses" debuts Digital Playground's venture into live video chats. "Nurses" is shooting up sales charts, and the Digital Playground contract stars would like to thank fans personally for their support. Each chat is an hour long starting at 7pm PST. "Nurses" star Riley Steele gets the special event started on March 16, followed by fellow "Nurses" star Jesse Jane on March 18, and Digital Playground's newest contract girl Angelina Armani on March 20. Each star will randomly select two participating members during the chats to receive either a DVD or Blu-ray™ copy of "Nurses". Sponsored by top online distributors IVD and Adult DVD Empire, the live video chats are viewable on Digital Playground and Jesse Jane's web pages for an exclusive joining price of only $1.95. Members will find Jesse, Riley, and Angelina eager to do what they're told.

The chats will be available at DigitalPlayground.com and JesseJane.com. Yes, they will be hot.

Jesse Jane: Tales Of A Hospital Orgy

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

The hotly anticipated "Nurses" arrives in stores today. We've already seen some steamy stills, but what was it like on set? As always, the lovely Jesse Jane was on hand to recount a few tales.

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Digital Playground Helps Us Achieve Nurse-vana

DCypher — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

Hey, everyone. What do you think about nurses? What about Digital Playground? How about a nurse movie starring Jesse Jane®, Stoya™, Katsuni, Riley Steele™, Gabriella Fox™, Sasha Grey, Shawna Lenee, Shyla Stylez, & Jenna Haze?

It's just the latest offering in Digital Playground's vocation themed series, which has covered "Cheerleaders" and "Babysitters" so far. No word yet as to whether "Taxidermists," "Dental Hygienists," and girls who specialize in "Home Gun Repair" will eventually make the list.

If you only plan on buying one movie this year, let us know, because we're going to have to file for unemployment soon (we don't advise it). That being said, this movie could hold our attention for months on end, just from the cast alone. It makes for a great porno movie—which is good, because, in all honesty, as a viable health care training instructional video, this thing is just awful.

We're not sure where these, uh-hum, "ladies" received their "accreditation" but we have to tell them that they're doing this all wrong. First of all, these guys don't need hot, sweaty, heart pumping, acrobatic sex from mindblowingly hot morally uninhibited fuck puppets! Okay? They're sick! They need rest—not ball draining, soul quenching, full release! What the hell, right? How are they ever going to get better if these self absorbed nymphomaniacs keep screwing all the bodily fluids out of them?

But all jokes aside, this movie, like so much of what they do over there at Digital Playground, is simply masterful. For those of you who think we show DP a lot of love, movies like this vindicate our encomium—with room to spare. So stop hating and enjoy the plethora of amazing sample pictures... and then go buy this movie in regular DVD or on Blu-Ray.

The wait is over. "Nurses" releases this week from Digital Playground.

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What's Next For Digital Playground?

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

They've shown us the sexy side of babysitters, cheerleaders, nurses, and even pirates... so what's next for Digital Playground? Their PR people weren't talking, so we went to the stars themselves for some ideas.

So what will it be? "Jungle Girls"? "Teachers"? "Space Camp Counselors"? We're kinda gunning for that last one... maybe if we wish real hard it'll happen?

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Pornstar Travel Tips: Jesse Jane On Oklahoma

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

To be honest, Oklahoma isn't really high on our list of places to see before we die—but if there's anyone who could convince us to come visit, it'd have to be Jesse Jane.

Wondering what, exactly, there is to do in Jesse's home state? She's more than happy to tell you—and, if you're lucky, she might even sow you some day, too!

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Jesse Jane Unwittingly Embroiled In Evil Antiporn Plot

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:30:01 EST

You know how it is: you're surfing the tubes, looking for some porn, when you come across a clip labeled "Jesse Jane want [sic] to be a sex icon!" "Sounds promising," you think, clicking through.

Only what do you find? Not hot porn at all—in fact, exactly the opposite. Instead of Jesse Jane sucking cock and being her dirty little self, you find clips of her talking, with vaguely related bible verses overlaid on top of the footage. Pornhub user JesseJanePorn, you are a dirty, dirty trickster!

Okay, honestly, we're not that surprised by this—the old antiporn bait 'n switch isn't exactly new—but why must these people infiltrate Pornhub? Can't they be content to keep their rantings to YouTube (or hey, even Megaporn)?

Please, people: leave Jesse Jane alone!

· Jesse Jane want to be a sex icon! (pornhub.com)

Pirate Vs. Nurse Vs. Cheerleader: Jesse Jane Reveals Her Loyalties

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:30:01 EST

Forget pirate vs. robot or zombie vs. monkey or whatever battle the kids are into these days. The real action is pirates vs. nurses vs. cheerleaders—and we had Jesse Jane reveal where her loyalties lie.

(Oh, and the best part? In this battle, everybody takes off their clothes.)

· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)
· Edited by Mike Byhoff

Dispatches From The Red Carpet: The Best (And Worst) AVN Awards Fashion

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

Pornstars may get paid to not wear clothes—but even the professionally naked need to get dressed (and dressed up) sometimes. And when they do... well, some seem to be more successful than others.

Straight from the red carpet of the AVN Awards, here our some of our favorite (and not so favorite) fashion choices. We'll let you decide which is which.

· AVN Awards (avnawards.com)

And How Did You Spend Your New Year's?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

Team Fleshbot said goodbye to 2008 by drinking hot spiced cider and cursing the chill that took over New York for the evening. But how did our favorite pornstars ring in the New Year?

Unfortunately, we couldn't follow them around all evening—but the magic of Twitter allowed us to virtually stalk them from the comfort of our own home!

Andy San Dimas ate some toast.

Sinnamon Love turned 35.

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya did nothing, while her Co-Commandress Joanna Angel hit up Don Hills with the Burning Angel crew.

jessica drake went partying in disco ball drag.

Jesse Jane played with fireworks.

Baby Sinead battled a zombie fish.

Dana Dearmond dreamed of Mickey Rourke.

So who had the best evening? And what, pray tell, did you (the people) do?

· Picture of way more exciting New Year's party from Dreamy Porn (dreamyporn.com via Ask Jolene)

The 100 Most Popular Pornstars Ever (On Porn-Star.com)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:30:01 EST

As another year draws to a close, there's yet another chance to rank pornstars (not that you really needed the excuse). Porn-Star.com has just unveiled its list of the hundred most popular pornstars (on Porn-Star.com).

So who gets top honors? View the top ten below:

10. Amy Reid

9. Jesse Jane

8. Priya Rai

7. Nikki Benz

Bummed that your favorite star didn't make the cut? View the full top 100 over at Porn-Star.com and see where she placed.

· 100 Most Popular Pornstars of 2008 (porn-star.com)

Pint Size Pleasures: Top Ten Petite Pornstar Videos

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:30:01 EST

There's a reason why so many pornstars come in little packages: you can pick them up, you can throw them around, you can twist them into a pretzel—these ladies can do it all.

After our celebration of BBWs, we decided to come at you from the other side of the spectrum, with a salute to some of our very favorite petite ladies. Though their larger then life pornstar heels might make you think otherwise, most of these girls don't pass 5'3". Take a look at these girls in action—trust us, there's a reason why people say good things come in small packages.

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Deep action with british Bonnie Hart (redtube.com)

Throat Fucks Lana Croft (pornhub.com)

Lexi Belle is excited about meeting with her bf (pornhub.com)

Small titted Amy gets nailed (pornhub.com)

Jesse James speared by a black rod (pornhub.com)

Taylor Rain loves getting her ass rammed (pornhub.com)

Gabriella Fox: Hard Candy 4(digitalplayground.com)

Amy Reid is smoking hot (pornhub.com)

Joanna Angel: XOXO Joanna Angel

Jesse Jane: Cheerleaders

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Previously: Top Ten Videos Archive

The World's Most Popular Pornstars (According To Fame Registry, At Least)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST

There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world's most popular pornstars, using an algorithm that compiles data from a wide variety of sources (Google searches, MySpace friends, and Alexa ranking, to name a few) to scientifically determine who among all the world's pornstars is truly the greatest. It's no Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we suppose it'll do. So who made this month's top ten? Check below, and see what science has to say about porn.

10. Taylor Rain

9. Sunny Leone

8. Belladonna

7. Brittney Skye

6. Eva Angelina

5. Mary Carey

4. Briana Banks

3. Jesse Jane

2. Jenna Haze

1. Tera Patrick

· Fame Registry (fameregistry.com)

More "Pirates" Press Means More Naked Stoya

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:30:00 EST

You may have thought that the arrival of cold weather might put a damper on the "Pirates II" press (pirates hate the cold weather, right?)—but that would have been foolish of you. Remember, the "Pirates" team is on a world tour... and in many places in the world, it's still very, very warm. Regardless, we can't complain too much about the neverending hype that is the "Pirates" franchise: after all, more "Pirates" marketing means more pictures of Jesse Jane and Stoya, naked and touching each other—like on the latest cover of Cheri. See? Everybody wins!

You're Not Freakish to Us, Katsuni

pweasels — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground's motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M.

We hope Katsuni knows that deep down, she is not the only Sexual Freak. Seriously, look around—Teagan is a Sexual Freak. Shay Jordan is a Sexual Freak, Sophia Santi is a Sexual Freak. Stoya, Audrey Bitoni, Lacie Heart—all Sexual Freaks. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could all get together and just feel normal? Can’t you imagine Digital Playground’s new line of films, starting with "Jesse Jane(TM): Well-Adjusted Secure Girl" (a celeste punt)?

· Digital Playground (www.DigitalPlayground.com)
· Buy "Sexual Freak 10 - Katsuni" (gamelink.com)

"Jesse Jane Heat" Really Brings It

DCypher — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:00:00 EST

One of the (many) respectable things about Digital Playground is that when they name a movie after one of their contract girls, the movie turns out to be precisely about that girl. We’re not going to name names or anything, but loyal readers may recall that certain porn companies don't always follow that protocol. So—at least in this respect—"Jesse Jane Heat" is a lot like "Zack & Miri Make A Porno," or "Planet of the Apes": the movie's title tells you exactly what the movie is about. After all the dirt pipe milkshaking that we’ve ingested over the years, that kind of directness is most definitely appreciated. Church!

That said, in addition to being about Jesse Jane, "Jesse Jane Heat" also lives up to the "Heat" part of its name with several blistering scenes that are sure to leave something or other chafed, scorched, or smoking by viewing's end. To put it bluntly, Jesse Jane is simply gorgeous; so immaculately put together that she seems more like a wet dream sprung to life than the down to earth girl next door who's quick to laugh at all your corny jokes. With an insatiable sexual appetite and the carefree demeanor of a sixties stewardess, she’s an enigmatic paradox... until she takes off her clothes and starts fucking. At that point, that little part of your brain that keeps your inner dialogue going just shuts off. We could watch her all day long. (Seriously, you have no idea how hard it was to cut this gallery.)

Rounding out the "heat" are ample servings of beauties like Madison Scott, Paris Maybe, and Kiki Vidis. Each worthy sidekick exemplifies the kind of white hot performances Jane can eagerly certify with her stamp of approval, making this, yet again, another exceptional offering from Team DP.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

"Jesse Jane Heat" releases next week from Digital Playground. All images are the exclusive property of Digital Playground Dot Com... so don’t even think about it.

"Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" Or, If You Believe the Hype, The Second Coming

Gram Ponante — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:30:33 EDT

Men coming on each other; Jesse Jane pulling a Belladonna on Belladonna; Wholesale Chinese and Armenian stereotypes; David Aaron Clark eating a turkey leg; Slavery; The delightful squishiness of Shay Jordan (not to be confused with this); About as many sex scenes as there were men on the Edmund Fitzgerald; And "The Biggest Adult Production In History."

Read our review of "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" after the gap.

Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge

Here's how much money went into "Pirates 2." When I opened the 4-disc box, three crisp hundred-dollar bills slid out. There was a code on Disc 1 that allowed me half off a 2008 Saturn Vue at the Porn Valley Galpins. There were free helicopter rides to the Van Nuys airport, and either Stoya or Riley Steele is contractually obligated to deliver your "Pirates 2" personally, wearing nothing but your family coat of arms or company logo bodypainted across her eager frame.

But I only speak from personal experience. Your mileage may vary.

A movie of excesses, "Pirates 2" is also an earnest attempt to be a family comedy – much like the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies were, except with rimjobs in it. There are portions of the script devoted to loyalty, believing in oneself, and sticking up for friends that would not be out of place on "Hannah Montana." That these elements appear discretely between scenes of guys coming on each other (just from a porn angle, "Pirates 2" is dirtier and riskier than your average mainstream adult movie) was an uncomfortable marriage of childish themes with very adult ones, as if Digital Playground were trying to let the Sarah Palin demographic know that fisting was "super."

The first joke told by anyone who writes about porn (and a joke he is under the mistaken impression of thinking he has invented) is the one about the sequels. It goes like this: "Whoriental Sex Academy 4 addresses the vital questions left unanswered by Whoriental Sex Academies 1 through 3."

"Pirates 2," on the other hand, really does pick up where its predecessor left off, cannily depending on familiarity with (and perhaps ownership of) 2005's "Pirates" to figure out who "Serena" was and why Captain Evan Stone and First Mate Jesse Jane are searching the Caribbean for her. (Just so you know, Serena is Janine Lindemulder's character from the original. She doesn't appear, Jo-rel or Ben Kenobi-like, in "Pirates 2," however).

An adventure that leads from Jamaica to the (Armenian owned and operated) slave markets to the high seas to the netherworld, where Katsuni's magical Blue Pearl reanimates Tommy Gunn's Stagnetti, "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" really is all over the place, and anyone who expects the story to make sense is, I guess, expecting too much. Ditto for the CGI. The pirate hunters' animated ship moves through animated water, leaving no shadow and displacing none of it. The massive worm slain by Belladonna is about as realistic as Jesse Jane's boobs.

But if the big effects are not even to the standards of late-night Sci Fi Channel fare, the sex and the scope of "Pirates 2" are far beyond what you expect and deserve as average porn consumers. You expect an awful porn script? Here you get one that actually expected something of the actors. You expect scenery chewing from the men? Evan Stone and Steven St. Croix ably comply. You want Jesse Jane and Belladonna to fuck the living daylights out of each other? Check.

Not only that, but the strenuous sex scenes we saw in the theatrical (yes, "Pirates 2," like its predecessor, debuted in a theatre) release are extended in the DVD set. So the thrill you got to see added footage of Minas Tirith when the "Return of the King" Extended Edition came out you can now feel when you see even more of Belladonna's colon.

But in other areas the sheer quantifiables of the movie are distractions. The Stagnetti of the title is, despite Tommy Gunn's performance, useless. He appears toward the end and, as it turns out, anticlimactically. Katsuni's incoherent black widow character was both evil and had boobs. Stagnetti wasn't necessary. The same goes for Sasha Grey. Sure it makes sense for Sasha Grey to be in the biggest porn movie of the year, but her presence and character are as tacked on as when everybody in class has to be in the school play, so suddenly Snow White has 40 dwarves.

And why was Shay Jordan not listed on the box? Her performance was wonderful. And why was Stoya only in a group scene? Both are criminal acts. Further inexplicability is achieved in non-speaking, non-fucking roles for Ange Venus and Adrianna Nicole ("I fell asleep on set," Nicole said.)

Regardless, we persevere. We remember that "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" is a porn movie – and an excellent porn movie - with all the usual limitations even if, as shouted from the boxcover, it is "The Biggest Adult Production in History." We still have four DVDs worth of delightful, turgid nudity.

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Ali Joone
Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Evan Stone, Jenna Haze, Katsuni, Steven St.Croix, Tommy Gunn, Belladonna, Stoya, Riley Steele, Ben English, James Deen, Sasha Grey, Gabriella Fox, David Aaron Clark, your mom, Shyla Stylez, Shawna Lenee, Abbey Brooks, Brianna Love, Brea Lynn, Rhylee Richards, Charles Dera, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Marco Banderas

Review by: Gram Ponante

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Buy "Pirates 2" (gamelink.com)

Jesse Jane Has Got A Lotta (Sexy) Learning To Do

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:00:21 EDT

Jesse Jane may have lost the battle against Jenna Haze, but she's not taking it too hard. After all, she has much more important things on her mind: like training to be the slave of a beautiful blond dominatrix. Hey, if someone this gorgeous was offering to teach us to orgasm on command, well, a little reader poll would be the last thing on our minds, too.

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· Jesse Jane is a naughty pussy licking slave (full video @ pornhub.com)

The Showdown Continues: Jesse Jane Vs. Jenna Haze

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:00:00 EDT

Jesse and Jenna have a lot in common: they're both highly ranked among the (clearly definitive) list of the 100 hottest women in porn (numbers 3 and 4, respectively), they're both featured in "Pirates II" (although really, who isn't?), and they're both well known for keeping us up at night. But while both of these stars will enter the ring, only one can emerge victorious. So who will it be? Nasty talkin' anal queen Jenna? Or pirate queen (and Digital Playground contract star) Jesse Jane? Whichever choice you make, it's bound to be a good one. May the best pornstar win.

Jenna Haze
Jenna Haze anal princess, cumfaced slut (pornhub.com)

Jesse Jane
Busty cheerleader Jesse Jane fucked (pornhub.com)

Last Week's Winner: Ava Rose

*****

Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown Archive

"Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass

Gram Ponante — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:45:11 EDT

"Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report.

The biggest American adult industry event prior to January's AVN Expo, the "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" premiere attracted most of the movie's stars including Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Stoya, the sylphlike Riley Steele, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Steven St. Croix, and David Aaron Clark, seen here with Jandi Lin, whose process in his pivotal whore-negotiating scene involved eating two turkey legs.

"I was there for two days of shooting," he said.

The premiere marks the midpoint of "Pirates"-related marketing and publicity, coming more than three years after the debut of its predecessor's first press release and three years before the collected weight of all its publicity efforts will sink the Pacific Rim (which, considering the analingus involved in this movie, would have made a good subtitle).

The only porn stars to arrive dressed like pirates were the swashbuckling Nicki Hunter and Tommy Gunn, the Stagnetti of the title, who wore his evil glass eye.

"I wasn't in the movie much," he said. "But I'm hoping for a Supporting Actor nomination," Gunn said.

"But you were the title character," we observed. Hollywood is so unfair.

Former Digital Playground contract performer Teagan prowled the red carpet for XBiz which, like rival AVN, now features video interviews. If only Sophia Santi and Janine had been there, it would have been a "Pirates" reunion.

Other porn luminaries in attendance were publicity magnet Kayden Kross, Aiden Starr, Bobbi Starr (no relation), Ringo Starr (not actually there), Satine Phoenix, Jenna Haze, and Sasha Grey, who came dressed as Sasha Grey.

As usual, Ange Venus, who plays the inscrutable Katsuni's henchwoman in the movie, attracted most of the attention on the red carpet, wearing almost nothing but her hair. Katsuni by comparison dressed very elegantly. It was as if Venus was going to the MTV Awards and Katsuni to the Golden Globes.

This reporter spent so much time outside that he did not get in on the free bar in the lobby, but by then the movie was starting. The crowd cheered as the first popshot broke over Shay Jordan's prow. We'll give you a review of the movie, that may or may not include the blurb Belladonna is salad tosseriffic!, soon.

- Photos by DCypher

• "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" (official site @ piratesthemovie.com)
• Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Pirates II: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

You Are Not Ready For "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge"

DCypher — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:10:48 EDT

As the massive, seemingly interminable countdown to the release of Digital Playground's "Pirates II" ticks down to its final minutes, Porn Valley is readying to don its melon body spray-scented finest for the movie's world premiere screening in Hollywood tomorrow night. In the meantime, we here at Fleshbot are sitting here in our underwear as usual getting ready to upload even more behind-the-scenes preview pics from what we're assured is "the most expensive adult movie of all time". We do, after all, want you to be sure you're getting your money's worth. (And we don't even have to get dressed to do it!)

By this point, of course, the original "Pirates" needs no introduction (unless you happen to be a curiously dismissive blog tipster): aside from being the best selling porn movie of all time, it's still selling like crazy and has even had the distinction of being edited down from its adult version and made available for rental at the formerly Mormon-owned Blockbuster, which means that even Mit Romney and his extended family have probably seen it.

While it has a tall order to follow, "Stagnetti’s Revenge" continues in its predecessor's fine tradition with an absolutely stellar cast including Digital Playground contract stars Stoya™, Riley Steele™, Jesse Jane™, Gabriella Fox™, and Shay Jordan™ along with the non-trademarked Katsuni, Sasha Gray, Belladonna, Rhylee Richards, Jenna Haze, Abbey Brookes, Brea Lynn, Brianna Love, Veronica Rayne, and Shyla Stylez. (Wow, just typing that cast list made our hands tired. Imagine how they'll feel once we get our screener copy!)

Director-slash-seafaring visionary Joone literally spared no expense for the sequel—as in, he actually built a fucking pirate ship from scratch for the production, hired mainstream fight choreographers and stunt coordinators, added over 600 special effects, and catered each shoot with Beluga caviar and gold leaf-encrusted foie gras sliders (OK, maybe that last part is just a rumor). Meanwhile, many of his pornic competitors have been busy trying to make ends meet by rereleasing compilations discs and cutting their feature budgets down to practically nothing. Take that, one-camera gonzo auteurs!

But will the final product live up to the hoopla? We'll just have to wait until the premiere to find out. Until then, enjoy the preview pics below while we find something clean to wear for tomorrow night.

• "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" (official site @ piratesthemovie.com)
• Order: "Pirates II" (Adult DVD Empire)

Behind The Scenes Of "Pirates II": More Hype!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:25:03 EDT

If there's one thing "Pirates II" needs, it's definitely more hype. Good thing XFanz has some exclusive behind the scenes footage, beause we really hadn't heard enough about how groundbreakingly phenomenonal and totally AWESUM!!1! this movie is going to be! (xfanz.com)

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• Order: "Pirates Ii: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

"Pirates II" Trailer Hits Internet; Movie Still At Large

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:35:01 EDT

Remember that curiously skin-free teaser for "Pirates II"? Well, a mere year and a half after turning on the hype machine for what some believe is the most eagerly anticipated pirate-themed porn megaspectacular ever, Digital Playground has finally released a real trailer — and, unlike the aforementioned teaser, it doesn't totally suck! (Or at least gives you a better idea that this is a porn movie and not someone's AfterEffects experiment.) With practically everyone in the adult industry and their mother getting banged in this movie, there's bound to be at least one scene that'll turn your crank—and for that reason alone, we're sure "Pirates II" will prove to be worth the wait. (Well, that and seeing how those squillions of dollars that were sunk into its production were put to use.) Experience the magic after the jump.

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· 'Pirates II' Trailer Premieres Online (avn.com)
· Pirates II: X-Rated Trailer (piratesxxx.com)
· Pirates II: R-Rated Trailer (youtube.com)
• Order: "Pirates Ii: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

Jesse Jane Is The Winner ... For Now

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:20:20 EDT

It seems that Jesse Jane has been training long and hard for our Extreme Pornstar Showdown competition — in fact, she recently placed first in a local tournament, and happily enjoyed the grand prize of a nice hard cock and some splooge on her tits. Given all the training she's done, there's a good chance she'll be similarly victorious against Jenna Haze in a few weeks... but of course, ultimately that's up to you, dear readers. Take a peek at Jesse's victory celebration and let us know how you think she'll fare in her upcoming battle.

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· Jesse Jane is the hottest hardcore slut around (pornhub.com)

"Pirates II": Destroy All Monsters!

Gram Ponante — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:10:44 EDT

A mere two years after releasing the teaser, Digital Playground has released the cover art for "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge", leading to widespread speculation that the actual movie might arrive by the Vancouver Winter Olympics in 2010. Featuring a family-friendly, nowhere-near nude septet tableau including Stoya, Katsuni, and Jesse Jane front and center, the cover also features a diverse cast representative of porn's vaunted crossover appeal, including Belinda Carlisle, The Grimace, and Godzilla.

· Digital Playground Releases Cover Art for "Pirates II" (digitalplayground.com)

It's Official: Jesse Jane Is "Sexy Hot"

DCypher — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:45:47 EDT

Despite her reclusive nature, Digital Playground's directrix-in-residence Celeste must surely be one of the hardest working women in the adult business: this week she's responsible for the release of "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" starring the titular pint-sized porn powerhouse along with a pre-impregnanted Eva Angelina, Audrey Bitoni, and Sarah Vandella. While it has everything you've come to expect from a DP production—good lighting, excellent camerawork, enthusiastic performances, and sets that make us think we really need to do something about all those milk crates that function as "decor" here at Fleshbot Central—we have to admit the title is kind of, well, obvious. Who really needs to be reminded that Jesse Jane is, in fact, sexy and hot? Next thing you know Celeste is going to release a DVD called "You WIll Masturbate To This". Where's the mystery, folks?

No matter, though: maybe that title was left deliberately generic so as you wouldn't be distracted from the sight of Jesse getting drilled harder than a stretch of Alaskan coastline. After all, it's been a long road for the former army brat who worked her way up the porn ladder to become one of the adult industry's biggest stars, and she deserves all the attention for her hard work that she can get. And to think that it all started for Jesse with serving hot wings at Hooters! Mmm, hot wings. (Somehow, though, we don’t think that's what inspired the title.)

Photos courtesy Digital Playground

• "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" (DVD info and trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" (Adult DVD Empire)

Let Freedom Ring ... Cheerleader Style!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:30:11 EDT

To celebrate Independence Day, we wanted to showcase the most American porn clip we could find. And what's more American than cheerleaders? Especially cheerleaders who like to suck, fuck, and turn detention into a wild orgy. That sure sounds like freedom to us — and Shay Jordan can help us celebrate it any day of the week.

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· Students Wild Orgy in Classroom (megarotic.com)

"Contract Star": Everything Old Is Blu Again

Gram Ponante — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:20:20 EDT

Digital Playground's "Contract Star", a very smart and silly movie written by that company's long-time editor Joey Pulgadas, was the first porn movie I ever felt compelled to watch beginning to end. Made in 2004 and featuring the first girl/girl scene between Jesse Jane and Teagan Presley as well as an early appearance by Tommy Gunn, "Contract Star," just re-released in Blu-Ray, is a throwback to fun porn movies.

The plot involves warehouse workers Chuy and Julio (the pasty Eric Masterson and Evan Stone) seeking to augment their porn-packing incomes by finding their company a new contract star. Allong the way they meet Maruca (Jesse Jane) and La Sad Eyes (Teagan Presley).

An excellent example of a porn movie that is great because it doesn't take itself too seriously, "Contract Star" is worth christening your Playstation 3 with.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Buy "Contract Star" (gamelink.com)

Erotica L.A. On 300 Threads Or Less

Gram Ponante — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:12:10 EDT

Foot massagers! Motörhead shirts! Wearable bongs! If these don't say "erotic" to you, you probably still need porn stars for stimulation.

All right. Erotica L.A. had those, too, in its three-day consumer fleshly bazaar at the L.A. Convention Center. But for those of us with more refined libidos, there was also a booth selling Egyptian cotton sheets. And if you need to ask how those are erotic, you've never jerked off to Lemmy Kilmister.

But discount travel agencies and car detailing booths weren't all Erotica L.A. had to offer; there were also dozens of porn stars either signing at stripped-down booths (by comparison with the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas in January) or roaming the aisles.

Those who say the porn business is dying need only have looked at the long lines stretching in front of a vaguely-military Belladonna to be assured that, no, only the DVD and massive booth-renting business is dying - porn is fine.

Capping Saturday's festivities was the third annual F.A.M.E. Awards, hosted by Jesse Jane and Randy Spears. The adorable Bree Olson won Best Rookie. Other people won other things, and we took their pictures, but we admit we didn't watch the ceremony. We were too busy trying to buy sheets.

· Erotica L.A. (erotica-la.com)

The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:50:46 EDT

Speaking of important developments this election year, another set of results have come in that are guaranteed to stir debate among a feverish electorate: Genesis magazine has released their tenth annual "Porn's Hot 100" list, and while we're pleased to see that more than a few of our most notable Crush Objects have made their way onto it (though we're not surprised—after all, having good taste in pornstars has long been one of the prime requirements for this job), we can't help but be aware that there are some readers out there who will be miffed that their favorite(s) didn't make the cut.

After the jump, our tribute to the deserving superstars who made it to Genesis' Top Ten ... and a space for you tell us who should be among them, but wasn't.

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10. Bree Olson

9. Gina Lynn

8. Eva Angelina

7. Hillary Scott

6. Sasha Grey

5. Belladonna

4. Jenna Haze

3. Jesse Jane

2. Tera Patrick

1. Stormy Daniels

· 2008 Porn's Hot 100 (genesisonline.com)

So, where did Genesis go wrong? Have your say in the comments below.