Fleshbot: Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson (Suze Classics)

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

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Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Jenna Jameson

pweasels — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:59:57 EDT

What do you say about Jenna Jameson that hasn't been said already, and probably more eloquently? Sure, happy birthday – it's her 35th – but how about this: goodbye, Jenna, and Thanks.

You always want to see more of a good thing, and Jenna is a very good thing indeed – beautiful, successful, and sexy. But you know what? For me, what Jenna has left us is enough. Plenty of movies, plenty of sex, plenty of boys and girls – I don't need any more.

I don't want to see her doing anal, I don't need to see the interracial scene, I don't need to see her first BBG interracial double penetration. I want to imagine her at home, happy, laughing with her kids. For her sake and for the sake of the Jenna in my imagination, I never want to hear the words "Jenna" and "comeback" within ten paragraphs of each other.

Happy birthday, Jenna – stay home, have a good time, and keep staying home. We love you.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· Jenna Jameson at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Jenna Jameson's movies (gamelink.com)

Jenna Jameson: From Porn To Horror To Rom-Com

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Jenna Jameson may have bid the porn world goodbye, but her mainstream movie career is just kicking into gear. Last year, we saw her in "Zombie Strippers", this year, she's breaking into rom-coms.

"How to Make Love to a Woman" stars mainstream actors Krysten Ritter, Ian Somerhalder, and Josh Meyers alongside Jenna Jameson, who's apparently playing herself. We're not sure if this is a sign that Jenna's making headway in her attempts to be an actress (she's in a rom-com!), or if she's just turning into another Ron Jeremy (uh, she's playing herself), but either way, we're excited to see Jenna doing something that makes her happy.

· "How to Make Love to a Woman" (ineedsexadvice.com)
· Jenna Jameson, Comedy Star? (thewrap.com)

Jenna Jameson Gives Birth To Twins, We Refrain From MILF Jokes

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Much as we miss seeing Jenna in porn, we're happy to hear she's found something else to make her happy: yes, kids, Jenna is officially a mother to two twins. (avn.com, thumbnail)

The 100 Most Popular Pornstars Ever (On Porn-Star.com)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:30:01 EST

As another year draws to a close, there's yet another chance to rank pornstars (not that you really needed the excuse). Porn-Star.com has just unveiled its list of the hundred most popular pornstars (on Porn-Star.com).

So who gets top honors? View the top ten below:

10. Amy Reid

9. Jesse Jane

8. Priya Rai

7. Nikki Benz

Bummed that your favorite star didn't make the cut? View the full top 100 over at Porn-Star.com and see where she placed.

· 100 Most Popular Pornstars of 2008 (porn-star.com)

Six Degrees Of Sasha Grey

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST

During the mere two years that she's been working in the adult biz, Sasha Grey has amassed an impressive resume, appearing in over a hundred movies alongside many of the industry's biggest stars. In the past few months alone, she's worked her way through many of her fellow Crush Objects, appearing in scenes with both of Fleshbot's Supreme Commandresses—and then some.

Is Sasha Grey the best connected female performer in porn? Maybe not, but she's well on her way to claiming that title—and we'd like to test that theory (and your porn knowledge), with a fun little variation on that hit of the '90s, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. How many steps does it take to connect Sasha Grey to other performers in the industry? Want an extra challenge? Connect the dots using only performers who've actually fucked on camera together (not just appeared in the same movie)—and try to limit yourself to female performers only.

We'll start out with something (relatively) easy: how many steps does it take to connect Sasha Grey and Jenna Jameson? (Feeling overwhelmed? IAFD allows you to search for movies in which two specific performers appeared together.)

All The Colors Of The Rainbow: Pornstars In Different Shades

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST

Do blondes have more fun—or is it better to go brunette? Does red hair make you fiery? And what about going purple? Luckily, we know a few girls who might have the answers: some of of favorite pornstars have gone through more than few color changes—if you ask nicely, they might just let us all in on the secrets of who men (and women) really prefer.

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Kayden Kross: blonde (glamourmodelsgonebad.com) and brown (action-babes.com)

Sandee Westgate: brown and blonde (sandee-westgate.net)

Stoya: purple (timdir.com) and brown

Jessie Lee: pink (altporn.net) and blonde

Lana Croft: blonde (nsgalleries.com) and brown (midnightprowl.com)

Belladonna: black (pornstarhuns.com) and blonde (earlmiller.com)

Pinky Lee: brown and blonde (fuckingmachines.com)

Miko Lee: brown (perfect-stars.com) and blonde (nshoneys.com)

Penny Flame: blonde (danni.com) and brown (maplebabe.com)

Jenna Jameson: blonde (angelicpornstars.com) and black (clubjenna.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Jenna Jameson (ClubJenna)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:00:00 EST

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Jenna Jameson To Legally Become Jenna Jameson

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

Jenna Jameson may have bid the porn world adieu, but she'd like to hold on to a few mementos from her time in the jizz biz. Like, for instance, her name. Say goodbye to Jenna Marie Massoli, because she's about to become Jenna Jameson for real. As in, legally. (news.com.au)

Jenna Jameson (JennaJameson.com)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:00:10 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Because you have been waiting for weeks now...

Jonnobot — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:25:13 EDT

Because you have been waiting for weeks now to know for certain, we are happy to inform you that Jenna Jameson is, at last and officially, totally pregnant, and tells Us Magazine that she will be "resting as much as possible" in anticipation of the big event. Which means that if you're expecting her to come out of retirement and do a Belladonna-style "My Ass Is Haunted" DVD over the next few months ... er, don't. (usmagazine.com)

"Burn": Jenna Jameson Cranks Up The Heat One Last Time

DCypher — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:55:13 EDT

While certain tabloids were busy speculating about Jenna Jameson's alleged impregnation by Tito Ortiz last week, it only took Fleshbot operatives a single well-placed phone call to verify that although they're trying hard, there is as yet no bundle of joy on the horizon for the couple. (Yes, you read it here first.) Sad news, to be sure—but we've also used that same exclusive access to bring you these photos from Paul Thomas' "Burn", which was shot on a very hot 4th of July in downtown Los Angeles a few years ago and is just now being released due to processing and editing issues that have since been sufficiently resolved. It's sort of like discovering a hidden cache of rare jewels ... if by "rare jewels" you mean some of porn's most scintillating starlets who have since gone M.I.A.

The main star of "Burn" is, of course, La Jenna, who is featured here having actual sex with former hubby Justin Sterling along with a pile of her beautiful costars ... that is, when she's not getting spanked and flogged by them too. The film (and yes, did we mention that it was actually shot on film?) also stars new mom Taylor Rain getting the fucking of her young life from Evan Stone; the sorely missed Lauren Phoenix in a powerful pairing with Mr. Marcus; the fondly remembered Cytheria squirting up a storm; and a Sapphic interlude wherein Stephanie Swift and Fleshbot Crush Object Justine Joli lap away at Jenna’s famous privates.

Of course, there are a few porn insiders we know who have seen so many stills from this flick already that they've practically committed them to memory. But they're still pretty hot to us—and we hope they will be for you too. Sometimes it pays to get up close and personal with the stars—but sometimes it's nice just being a plain old starstruck fan too.

• Vivid (vivid.com)
• ClubJenna (clubjenna.com)
• Order: "Burn" (Adult DVD Empire)

Holly Madison And Jenna Jameson Get Naked For PETA

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:20:12 EDT

It seems PETA has run out of mainstream celebrities who are willing to get naked on behalf of the animals—now they've turned to the professionally naked to plead for the rights of the helpless animals, with both Jenna Jameson and Holly Madison featured in recent PETA campaigns. Frankly, we're not that surprised to learn that Holly and Jenna would rather go naked than wear fur. But it's nice to see them using their naked bodies for another cause besides getting us off. (thesun.co.uk)

Does The Jenna have a bun in the oven? That...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:40:49 EDT

Does The Jenna have a bun in the oven? That is to say: is she knocked up, with child, expecting, barefoot and/or preggers? Will the child have her mom's eyes or her dad's ability to crush a man's skull with his bare hands? And most important of all: will anyone still care in nine months? (nypost.com)

Tera Doesn't Seem To Love Jenna

Jonnobot — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:55:40 EDT

We really don't like to gossip or anything, but are we the only ones who sense a wee bit of bad blood between porn queens Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson in Tera's new interview in BlackBook? (Maybe it has something to do with Tera making remarks about Jenna being "a lot older" and having "more of a porn look" than she does, though she still wishes her "all the best", of course.) We know Jenna's retired and all, but surely a naked oil fight would be the best way of solving whatever difference they might have between them? Just a thought! (blackbookmag.com)

Saying Goodbye To All That: When Pornstars Quit The Business

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:55:09 EDT

The porn business is a notoriously transient industry, with performers coming and going all the time (even if we're most used to seeing them coming). Most of those exits are quiet, like the anonymous babelog model who slips back into civilian life after a handful of shoots. But there are some gals who like to leave a little more memorably. After the jump, a look back at some of our favorite—or at least best remembered—porn star exits. After all, isn't it always better to go out with a bang instead of a whimper?

The Semi-Retirement: When some girls quit the business, they just quit one part of it. Take Lexi Bardot, for instance, who may have left Porn Valley but who still creates online content. Wich is something we're extremely grateful for.

The (Very) Brief Exit: We were heartbroken when Belladonna announced that she was going to be retiring from the hardcore life due to an STD scare Thankfully, we weren't heartbroken for very long: less than a month after that announcement, she was back in the saddle again, which is exactly where we like to see her.

The Higher Calling: When Jesus calls, porn stars answer — at least when those porn stars are Crissy Moran and Erica Campbell, who left the jizz biz for the Jesus biz. We tried telling them that looking at them naked was a different but equally valid religious experience, but they chose to take a different path anyway.

The Very Public Exit: Who could ever forget Jenna Jameson? And who could forget her announcing, in the thick of the 2008 AVN Awards, that she "would never spread [her] legs for this industry again"? Hey, if you're going to quit porn, you might as well do it in front of a live audience comprised of a lot of the people who made you a star in the first place.

When The Past Comes Calling: Sometimes, even webcam girls get the blues (and the urge to quit): Tiffany Teen was driven to quit the life of a barely legal webcam girl after pictures from her high school yearbook were posted online. Sometimes, the past should stay the past (especially when it scares pretty girls away from being naked.)

Committing Suicide: With all the drama that's gone on at alt megasite SuicideGirls, it's not surprising that they've inspired more than a few creative (and dramatic) exits, including the one time near thirty models quit at once. For sheer style, though, we'd like to single out Flux, who managed to quit with a pretty piece of prose that tugged at our heartstrings. And let's not forget Dia while we're at it.

So did we miss anyone? Let us know your favorite porn star exits in the comments.

If you don't have any plans for the weekend...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:25:50 EDT

If you don't have any plans for the weekend yet, you might want to consider partying with Jenna Jameson: after all, what could be more fun than heading down to Florida, putting on some lingerie, drinking champagne, and hanging out with the world's most famous porn star? (Okay, we can think of a few things, but we'll take what we can get.) (nationalledger.com)

Who Should Be Steven Soderbergh's "Girlfriend"?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:45:34 EDT

Director Steven Soderbergh has announced that his next project will be "The Girlfriend Experience," a ~~cinéma-vérité~~ low-budget indie film about a $10,000-a-night hooker. Since the movie would be shot in the style of his previous film, "Bubble," it will employ a minimal amount of money, sets, professional actors, or even written words—the dialogue will be mostly improvised. This lack of Hollywood touches, plus the subject matter, has led early speculation to be that Soderbergh may hire an experienced adult film actress to play the lead. But who would that be?

We can think of dozens of actresses off the top our head who can convincingly hump like a hooker, but can they handle the off-the-cuff dramatic style and display the emotional range required to make a full human person believable on screen? Amateur casting directors everywhere are ready to weigh in—and frankly we're a little hurt that our siblings at Defamer didn't think to ask us—but who better than our readers to find us the prefect choice? We have a few nominees of our own in the poll below, but feel free to make your own suggestions in the comments. The future of mainstream porn depends on you!

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· Soderbergh to direct 'Girlfriend' (variety.com, via Defamer)

Since it's all about the porny videogame...

Jonnobot — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:50:29 EDT

Since it's all about the porny videogame action around here this week, we were all ready to say something about how this recent review of "Virtually Jenna" was at least three years too late until we kept reading and found out that its developers won't be officially finished with the game until 2010. Virtually or otherwise, anyone who's been getting fucked for that long deserves to retire. (villagevoice.com)

If you're breaking into an adult store and...

Jonnobot — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:29:17 EDT

If you're breaking into an adult store and can't get the cash register open, we suppose making off with a $385.75 Jenna Jameson Vibrating Ass & Pussy with Double Bullet Controller is the next best thing. (We probably would have reached for the Heather Vandeven Doggy Style model ourselves, but that's just us.) (Xbiz; buy your own @ adultdvdempire.com)

Jenna Loves Joy (And Barbara And Whoopi And Sherri And Elisabeth)

Jonnobot — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:15:41 EDT

So while we were busy this week making Joy Behar jokes and reading about Jenna Jameson's latest foray into mainstream media, the universe was quietly aligning right under our very noses and lo, presented us with Jenna talking about her career with Joy and the rest of the ladies on "The View" yesterday morning.

After we wrapped our minds around the sight of Jenna Jameson sitting on a couch next to Barbara Walters, we have to say that it was one of the less squirm-inducing pornstar-goes-to-daytime TV moments we've seen: Jenna handled her interlocutors with wit and aplomb (including curveball questions by Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Barbara Herself), and looked a heck of a lot better than she did when she told the adult industry to go stick it (or, uh, not stick it) at the AVN Awards three months ago. And "Zombie Strippers" actually looks, you know, sort of funny! Maybe she'll manage this whole mainstream transition thing after all!

· Jenna Jameson on The View (redlasso.com)

But What They Really Want To Do Is Direct

Jonnobot — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:20:00 EDT

Inspired by Jenna Jameson's role in "Zombie Strippers" (which opens this weekend), Premiere magazine takes a long and well-considered look at the history of porn stars in mainstream cinema from Linda Lovelace to Jenna Herself: "Whether any of these performers has a chance to graduate from porn window-dressing to 'real' roles remains (an) open question. As does, to be fair, whether all porn performers actually want mainstream acceptance. There's a big part of the industry that doesn't give it a second thought." (premiere.com)

Would you like to own Jenna Jameson's canary...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:09:47 EDT

Would you like to own Jenna Jameson's canary yellow 2002 Lamborghini Murcielago? Buy it now on eBay! There's just one catch: You must be able to handle your own stick ... although if you're a Jenna fan, that shouldn't be a problem. (ebay.com + livenews.com.au)

Old Pornstars Never Die, They Just Get Turned Into Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy and Ass

Jonnobot — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:54:09 EDT

Bowing to consumer pressure for more responsible sex toy manufacturing practices, Topco Sales announced today that it would start recycling its overstock of old, worn out porn star genitalia reproductions to create its new line of "Second Coming" porn star genitalia reproductions. "Our Jenna Jameson vibrating pussy and ass hasn't been selling so well since she got all that plastic surgery" said a company representative, "so when we figured out we could melt them all down and create a new limited edition Heather Vandeven model instead it just seemed like the right thing to do. Heather is so hot right now!" Topco says the new line will be available soon, and that they'll offer a no-questions-asked full refund policy to any consumers who purchase one only to discover that it still feels like they're fucking Jenna after all. (topcosales.us)

Variety seems to think that the Oscars could...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:09:15 EDT

Variety seems to think that the Oscars could learn a few tricks from the AVN Awards. Seeing how they're both tedious exercises in self-congratulatory excess we're not so sure about that — though come to think of it, the Oscars might have been slightly more interesting this year if Sharon Stone had been screaming about how she'll never spread her legs for the industry again. (variety.com)

In The Rough: "Jenna Loves Diamonds"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:50:38 EDT

Jenna Jameson is back like you've already seen her before as a hypnotized jewel thief in "Jenna Loves Diamonds," a movie made in 2002 but just released now. Read what we have to say about it after the jump.

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Jenna Loves Diamonds

Studio: ClubJenna
Director: Michael Zen
Cast: Jenna Jameson, Dru Berrymore, Ashley Moore, Cherry Rain, Aurora Snow, Randy Spears, Dale Dabone, Justin Sterling, Dillion Day, Kendall Karlson

Review by Gram Ponante

Jameson fans will appreciate this movie, directed by Michael Zen, for its loving attention to the millenial Jameson as an insurance investigator hypnotized by Dru Berrymore to do the latter's evil bidding.

Little does Jenna know that her airheaded secretary, Cherry Rain, is smarter than she lets on!

Jameson interviews a heist victim, the delightful Ashley Moore, whose mind was on something else when her jewels were taken.

Not only that, but Aurora Snow adds some tasty blondeness to the equation in a scene with Randy Spears.

When Jenna's double life is horribly revealed to her, she seeks solace in the arms of her betrayer (as we all do).

Though flawed, "Jenna Loves Diamonds" has a lot of star power, and it's a pleasure to see Jameson, Cherry Rain, Moore, and Snow in this footage. Still, little editing gaffes and spaces where the line delivery could have been tweaked abound, making me wish for something more worthwhile of Jameson's legacy.

· "Jenna Loves Diamonds" website (jennalovesdiamonds.com)
· Buy "Jenna Loves Diamonds" (gamelink.com)

Your Daily Jenna Jameson Update

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:59:54 EDT

Jenna Jameson kindly requests that you not harm any animals when you tie up your lover and abuse them with various flogging devices. After all, there are enough raw hides out there as it is. (peta.org)

Jenna Jameson: Zombie Stripper

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:18:33 EST

It's actually a little unclear from this YouTube trailer whether Jenna Jameson is playing a zombie, a stripper, or some combination of the two, but if you're a filmmaker looking for the perfect movie pitch you really can't go wrong with a story that combines two of America's favorite cineplex icons—exotic dancers and the undead. Add a clawless performance by Robert "Feddy" Englund and nary a horror or porn fan could possibly resist. So what if it's going straight to video instead of the mall movie theater? Isn't that where all of Jenna's best work got its start?

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· Zombie Strippers - Trailer (YouTube, via horroryearbook.com)

As she made very clear in a certain now-infamous...

Jonnobot — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:14:36 EST

As she made very clear in a certain now-infamous speech at the AVN Awards this year, Jenna Jameson did not get to be the successful businesswoman she is today by letting people walk all over her. Unless of course you happen to be a skateboard aficionado who decides to shell out for one of Zoo York's new limited edition Jenna decks, in which case walking all over her would be pretty much the point. (commercial-archive.com; also spotted @ copyranter.blogspot.com)

It's nice to see Jenna Jameson having some...

Jonnobot — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:17:14 EST

It's nice to see Jenna Jameson having some fun in Vegas after her last visit there, which didn't seem like it was very much fun for her at all ... even if we think she should be eating a little more cake these days instead of just jumping out of one. Maybe next trip? (tmz.com)

Jenna Jameson seems to have created a little...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:11:24 EST

Jenna Jameson seems to have created a little drama with her unfortunately timed AVN Awards speech. Oh, you didn't know she was retired? Sorry to ruin the surprise. (pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com)

She may not be spreading her legs anymore,...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:40:28 EST

She may not be spreading her legs anymore, but Jenna Jameson still plans to spread ink for her new comic book, Shadow Hunter. A free preview issue is available to download now, courtesy of the ironically named Virgin Comics. Consider yourself warned, shadows! (playboy.com + jennacomix.com)

Porn Vegas Dispatch: Jenna Jameson Makes It Absolutely Clear

Gram Ponante — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:15:02 EST

While her surgeries and weight loss have altered her appearance, Jenna Jameson is still porn's most recognized name, even if non-porn media on the red carpet at the AVN Awards on Saturday night were overheard gasping "That's Jenna Jameson?"

Jameson has also attracted a great deal of mainstream attention, but mostly in the form of scrutiny of her surgical choices, and she seemed bitter when she told Saturday's AVN Awards crowd that she would "never spread her legs for the porn industry again" in one of the show's many awkward moments. This was followed by Stormy Daniels who, upon winning the Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year award, said she intended to be spreading her legs for the porn industry for years to come. And so it goes.

Previously: 2008 AVN Awards: Dispatches From The Front

2008 AVN Awards: Dispatches From The Front

Jonnobot — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:00:38 EST

Team Fleshbot is at the Mandalay Bay Events Center right now for the 2008 AVN Awards ... and you're not! But, like, we're totally not gloating about that: chances are that however you're spending your Saturday night is a lot more pleasant and comfortable than watching an overlong awards ceremony on giant screens from uncomfortable seats in a cavernous arena. Then again, it probably also doesn't involve watching dozens of barely legal porn starlets teetering down the red carpet in too-high heels wearing badly altered prom dresses and the thrill of seeing the occasional reality show star getting sloppy drunk a few rows away from you. So it all balances out.

Anyway, we still wish you were here ... wish is why we rigged up this sort-of-liveblogging post to keep you up to date on what's going on in Las Vegas at this very moment ... er, at least while we were writing it. So sit back, spritz on some melon body spray to get yourself in the mood, and experience the magic, glamour, and excitement of the 25th Annual AVN Awards after the jump.

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7:47 PM DashBot: This is a total clusterfuck. It's awesome!

7:51 PM SlutMachine: Tera just hit the red carpet.
10:01 PM DashBot: Finally starting, only a half an hour late.

10:05 PM DashBot: Wow, this band is horrible.
10:11 PM SlutMachine: But Greg Fitzsimmons is really funny.
10:19 PM SlutMachine: Sasha Grey just won for best oral. In her speech she said "Thanks, I was sick that day. But I stayed and finished and I guess it paid off." Then she walked away. I love her.
10:19 PM SlutMachine: There are all these needless video montages for the nominees, just like on the Oscars!

10:21 PM SlutMachine: Also, one of the "Rock Of Love" girls is here, Tamra. She's wasted.
10:31 PM DashBot: "Operation Desert Stormy" won Best Sex Comedy.
10:54 PM SlutMachine: Best Anal went to "Big Wet Asses #10". Bree Olson thanked all the vegetable oil they used.
11:05 PM DashBot: And now Paul Fishbein is ranting about censorship.

11:15 PM SlutMachine: Jenna is addressing her skinny rumors. She just said "I will never ever ever spread my legs for this industry again!"
11:16 PM DashBot: This is the craziest most self-serving speech ever.
11:17 PM SlutMachine: And Stormy Daniels just said, "Guys don't worry - I'm gonna spread my legs a little longer."
11:22 PM DashBot: Evan Stone is Male Performer of the Year.
11:33 PM DashBot: And "Layout" won Best Film.

11:33 PM SlutMachine : So many people have left. The place is really empty.
11:43 PM DashBot: John Stagliano won Best Director for "Fashionistas Safado: Berlin", and Eva Angelina won Best Actress for "Upload". (Ed. note: We told you!)
11:49 PM DashBot: Bree Olson is Best New Starlet. And "Upload" is Best Video.

11:54 PM SlutMachine: This guy sums it all up right now.
12:03 AM SlutMachine : Sasha Grey is Performer Of The Year. (Ed. note: Of course she is.)
12:04 AM SlutMachine : She's crying.
12:13 AM SlutMachine : OK it's over. So where are the parties?

We don't want to spoil the surprise of finding...

Jonnobot — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:43:34 EST

We don't want to spoil the surprise of finding out who ended up on Porn-Star.com's list of the Top 100 Most Popular Pornstars of 2007, and certainly don't want to prejudice you against our picks for our favorite crush objects of the year which we'll be unveiling later today. Let's just say that this "Jenna Jameson" gal looks like she has quite the future ahead of her if she decides to stick around the industry next year! (porn-star.com)

Top Ten Horror-ble Nude Scenes

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:45:46 EST

There's one thing that all good horror movies do well: they get aspiring young movie starlets to take their tops off. Low-budget slasher flicks may or may not provide scary thrills, but even the most third-rate, half-assed horror film will find a way to get at least one actress naked before spraying her body in fake blood. A few of the better ones actually manage to work the boobs and sex in the plot, so that it's not quite so obviously gratuitous. One of our personal favorite moments is Eurobabe Anna Falchi boning Rupert Everett on top of her zombie ex-husband's grave in "Cemetery Man," but most of the other choices on this list of the ten best horror nude scenes hold their own. Seriously, if you cast Jenna Jameson in a gory mainstream flick is there any chance she's not going to take her clothes off?

· Anna Falchi - Cemetery Man (metacafe.com)
· The 10 Best Horror Movie Topless Scenes (uber.com)

She may be retired from the performing end...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:34:43 EST

She may be retired from the performing end of things, but Jenna Jameson will always and forever be our spiritual guide for everything sexy ... and if we ever start to lose conviction, there's always this t-shirt to remind us. (Or our copy of "Janine Loves Jenna", depending on whether we're walking around in public or not.) (etsy.com)

Not everyone appreciates Jenna's entreprenurial...

Fleshbot — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:33:13 EST

Not everyone appreciates Jenna's entreprenurial spirit as much as we do, however: following the sexual health of the adult industry, fellow pornstress Anita Cannibal took La Jameson to task for not doing enough to promote safer sex in her movies. We guess we could take Anita to task too for promoting cannibalism as a mainstream sexual activity, but why add to all the drama? (laist.com)

Sources tell us (ok, the newspaper) that...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:08:02 EST

Sources tell us (ok, the newspaper) that noted entrepreneur Jenna Jameson is opening a bar—on the site of an old whorehouse in New York City. Make ours a double! (nypost.com, via Gawker)