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#wewasrobbed
Pubes of Regret: "Hair Force One"
How is it possible that 3rd Degree’s "Hair Force One" series is not on the list of AVN nominations for Best Packaging? Is the box not big enough (ahem)? Does 3rd Degree not pay AVN a big enough piece of the pie (heh)? How could AVN muff this one (snicker)? There’s actual fur glued to the cover! Big boxes, feathers and laces get the nod, but 3rd Degree gets snubbed in spite of a great visual pun? Wait, it’s because that fur looks like Hitler’s mustache, isn’t it? If only they’d had the guts to go ahead and call it “Der Furrer #4”… More » -
#contests
Your Ticket To Stardom Is Just Seven Minutes Away
We've all watched pornos and thought, "Gee, that's not so hard... I could totally do that!" Well, kids, now's your chance to prove it. AVN has just announced their first ever Erotic Film Festival, a chance for unknown erotic filmmakers to make a name for themselves (and maybe make some cash in the process). Your seven minute film could be your ticket to a big studio deal. Just try to be creative, okay? Your pirates battling Sarah Palin while Eliot Spitzer barters for a hooker idea sounds great... but we have a feeling its been done. More » -
#rumors
No Virgin Suicides, Please, We're British: The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape (?)
While we're not sure if Josh Hartnett has made a good movie since "The Virgin Suicides," celebrity sex tape outlet Red Light District is offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute the apocryphal tape of the actor and an unidentified female friend (or "galpal") in a London hotel library. More » -
#consumerresearch
So what's the buzz on the show floor of the AVN Novelty Expo this week? "We used to sell a 36-ounce size of lube and it didn't sell quite as well as some of our other sizes, but we still get requests for it ... But you could probably put out a five-gallon bucket, and some people would buy it." Hey, when your job depends on using as much lube as possible like ours does, you need all the economy-sized packaging you can get. (avn.com) -
