CloudCarrier commented on Earning Your Wings: Top Ten Mile High Club Sex Videos

"@cheetahshine: Japan is a crazy place."

CloudCarrier commented on Hey, Look, Kristy Lee Cook Got Her Horse Back

"Shequus!"

CloudCarrier commented on Audrina Partridge Flees "The Hills" (And Winds Up In A Pool In Vegas)

"Even if Halloween wasn't just around the corner, I would more than happy enough to be Audrina's Tiddy Bear no matter what the occasion. After all, I save lives."

CloudCarrier commented on Radiohead Vs. The Hold Steady: Whose Side Are You On?

"@D.R."

CloudCarrier commented on Radiohead Vs. The Hold Steady: Whose Side Are You On?

"I'm just surprised that nobody else heard Kubler's prOasis stance back when he & Craig Finn did the NYTimes Playlist a few weeks ago: KUBLER "Stop the Clocks" (Columbia) is kind of a best of, but they've refused to call it a greatest hits."

CloudCarrier commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Gold Medal Edition

"The Cock Put [Straight/Gay/Mixed] One male hopeful will spend thirty minutes filling a featherweight plastic cylinder with his own spunk, and upon completion shall hurl said closed device accumulation of shot across the field."

CloudCarrier commented on It's Knot(s) For Everyone: "Nina Hartley's Guide To Bondage Sex"

"Ever since the Food Network has stopped featuring shows that are both informative and appetizing, I anxiously await my shipment of this one to keep me alive through the End of Summer primetime doldrums."

CloudCarrier commented on Dashiell Torralba: ¡Viva La Porn Revolucion!

"@Brian47: I've held a similar frustration with that trillion dollar bill I found along the shores of South Beach back in 1998."

CloudCarrier commented on Short Haired Hotties Are Long On Sexy

"brb going 2 india! TY Lux!"

CloudCarrier commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? MILF Accessories Edition

"I always thought this series was called The Ramoninator, which seemed awesome for the triple entendre, but sometimes I just need these things spelled out for me - really! As for a MILF accessory: - a captive audience willing to suspend their disbelief long enough to accept that a) the lady in question has been with child, which makes room for b) that the requisite accessories common to MILFy appearances be in attendance (pronounced bust size, thickening of the hip-to-waist ratio, a somewhat motherly concern to the attention of her partner aside from the ones of her own, a well-stocked refrigerator (for afterward), and a built-in no-bullshit detector) in order to fully appreciate the performance at hand."

CloudCarrier commented on Lily Allen Is Living The Nightmare

"Talking about wanting to be left alone is still worse than actually being left alone."

CloudCarrier commented on It's good to see the film

"@Ned Raggett: "Sometimes I get free DVDs from Criterion, but not always."

CloudCarrier commented on Deerhunter, King Khan, and

"Dammit!"

CloudCarrier commented on Appreciating The Chills: Or, Alan McGee Has A Point For Once

"@Penny Royalty: That would more or less explain why no US label has reissued Brave Words since Homestead folded way back when."

CloudCarrier commented on You Asked For It: Full Throttle, Full Bush

"@VakeroRokero: FOUR MORE YEARS. Anyway, I prefer to think of the hair we have as a leftover of the animal in all of us, when fur served a purpose (i.e."

CloudCarrier commented on So the Spin Doctors are playing

"Just go ahead now."

CloudCarrier commented on What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Tender Discoveries Edition

"Since I thrive on hate, I would naturally prefer a "My Last..." series, as the finality of any career is infinite, what with all the comebacks, throwbacks and barebacks being tossed around in the sneeze of it all."

CloudCarrier commented on What Is The Most Depressing Song You Know?

"The whole of Plush's More You Becomes You always sends me to the saddest possible plane of being in the universe ("The Sailor", especially), some place where complete misery overlaps into near-hilarity (I hope?)."