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Tentacles With A Touch Of Class [Art Nudes]

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:45:52 EDT

On the spectrum of WTF-class kinkery, tentacle porn is still one thing that gives even diehard porn fans a bit of pause. But maybe it's all in the presentation? After all, pouring a bucket of writhing squid all over a bound shibari model isn't exactly what many folks would call foreplay. But what if the pictures were in black and white? And maybe featured some gauzy soft focus and beautiful busty models? Photographer Linda Lieberman probably wasn't shooting her own title on Genki Genki or anything, but these nude portraits of women and their cephalopod friends might help some of the more squeamish among you ease into the concept. And she even branches out into shellfish and other creatures of the sea in case your taste runs more towards things like crab!

· Linda Lieberman (lindalieberman.com, via Fluffy Lychees)

If you're a fan of the bikini-clad baristas ... [Annals Of Exhibitionism]

Fleshbot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:25:59 EDT

If you're a fan of the bikini-clad baristas at your local drive-through espresso joint, dumping your spare change in their tip jar is probably a better way to show your appreciation instead of showing up in women's underwear and exposing yourself. Then again, they might not send you off with a complimentary cup of hot water for your trouble that way, so we guess it's your call. (kirotv.com; thumbnail via javagirls.net)

We've never been big fans of Internet Explorer ... [Teh Internets]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:10:49 EDT

We've never been big fans of Internet Explorer — but then, IE has never been that big a fan of us either. That could all change with the release of IE 8, which is rumored to include a private browsing feature (aka "porn mode") that would allow users to cover their tracks while browsing naughty websites. We might still have to deal with all of IE's other flaws, but at least we'd have one less thing to worry about. (gizmodo.com)

Meet Katrina B, International Porn Star Of Mystery [Crush Object Alert]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:50:44 EDT

At the age of 24, Katrina B has already seen more of the world than most people see in an entire lifetime — and she's just getting started. The Russian-born, Montreal-based model has appeared in 100 adult films, 40 magazine spreads and on hundreds of websites, has written a book, and has plans to start her own adult talent agency. Given our love of both international flavor and women with ambition, just that information alone was enough to make our knees go wobbly ... and that was without having seen her perform. After the jump, a few clips of Katrina in action. Take a peek at them and see if you can still stand up.

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Katrina the euro babe rides a cock for the cam (pornhub.com)

Katrina, a European slut, making her shaved pussy wet (pornhub.com)

· Katrina B (katrinart.com)
· Montreal porn star looks to leave her mark on international scene (canadianpress.google.com)

Autoerotic asphyxiation may have a pretty ... [Hardcore]

Fleshbot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:35:10 EDT

Autoerotic asphyxiation may have a pretty bad rap in mainstream media, but trained porn professionals like Fleshbot Crush Object Sasha Grey make it look like just another day at work—providing that your work involves things like getting fucked in the ass while holding a pair of stockings around your neck. Just don't try this at home. There's a reason why she's a trained professional, y'know. (orgasmatrix.com)

Thinking of downloading an Evil Angel title ... [Pub(l)ic Service Announcement]

Fleshbot — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:15:24 EDT

Thinking of downloading an Evil Angel title from a file sharing network the next time you're feeling frisky? You might get more than you bargained for ... you know, like a lawsuit. Might be better just to find something less risky to fap to somewhere else and save your pennies to buy an Evil Angel DVD later on instead. Especially while you still can. (p2p-blog.com - thanks JR)

Nicole Scherzinger Is Always Working It [Celebrity Bikini Watch]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:55:49 EDT

Are Nicole Scherzinger and her fellow Pussycat Dolls the hardest working women in show business? After all, they do everything they can to be just as sexy offstage as they are on, and even when they're on vacation they never seem to take a rest. But when you look as good in a bikini as they do, maybe you just don't have a choice.

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· Photo Source: Solarpix/Splash News

Let's Make Some Beautiful Music Together [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:45:27 EDT

They say that music calms the savage beast, but that's not the only effect it has on certain folks. We've always loved listening to music with the people we care about, or at least the people we're trying to get in the pants of. It's a really intimate experience, and a great way to feel close to someone. In fact, the only thing more intimate than listening to music together might just be getting ... er, even more intimate with them. And the lucky couple in this video get to have both kinds of intimacy at once! Just think of what would happen if they added one of these to the mix ...

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· Tight Little Latina Lupe (megarotic.com)

Maison Close: Fancy Underwear For Upscale Window Shoppers [Lingerie]

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:20:44 EDT

If you like your lingerie sold without international burlesque stars—or in some case, without the lingerie—you might enjoy the online catalog for French undie maker Maison Close. The collection is bit limited, and the website a bit too Flash-y, but they do have a gorgeous model showing off their barely-there unmentionables and designer spanking rulers. Sometimes the clothes aren't even there at all, which means the store is losing a lot of money or people are buying luxury air. It sure doesn't hurt to browse though.

· Maison Close (maison-close.com)

Menia Mathioudaki is Miss Photogenia 2008, ... [Babes]

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:10:24 EDT

Menia Mathioudaki is Miss Photogenia 2008, which is a totally amazing honor that may or may not exist. But she certainly has some very photogenic parts, so we don't think anyone is going to dispute the title. (chandleyr.typepad.fr)

Believe it or not, this is not an ad for ... [Advertising]

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:57:33 EDT

Believe it or not, this is not an ad for body wash or condoms ... although we guess rubber wet suits are kind of like condoms. Not that anyone would wear one in the ad, of course. (sex-happy.blogspot.com)

The Las Vegas outpost of Scores strip club ... [Strip Clubs]

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:30:19 EDT

The Las Vegas outpost of Scores strip club will attempt to set a world record for the most lap dances given during one song. Man, is that guy going to be sore in the morning. (avn.com)

(Not So) Extreme Sophia, But We're Good With That [Annals Of Masturbation]

Gram Ponante — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:30:12 EDT

Extreme Sophia climbs the carpeted stairs of her duplex, her mouth half open with a dreamy look that is supposed to suggest nymphomania and sex fatigue. All I can think is: I have seen this duplex. "Follow me," she says to us, and then proceeds to look at a magazine. Tease.

A collection of vignettes previously released on the web, "Extreme Holly Goes Solo" is an interesting document of solo porn culture, the type of low-overhead material shot in areas of the country (Arizona, Nevada, Florida) where the condos are redolent of tanning spray and the talent all have strong legs (they are dancers) and vocal fry from hustling lap dances. It occupies a venerated place in my heart, because I think: when I was in college, people like Extreme Sophia would have had her hands full slinging dollar beers but today she has a duplex and expensive boobs.

With chapter titles like "Fucking a Sponge," the movie isn't Belladonna/Bridgette Kerkove-level extreme. Instead, Sophia is reminiscent of Memphis Monroe and Kayden Kross in her blonde and well-proportioned wholesomeness. Of course she's only fucking a sponge. Similarly she fucks a hairbrush and a Barbie knockoff. Would that she'd also fuck my Griffin iCurve! Now that would be extreme. Especially if I was using it at the time...

After a distracting hair-color change (the movie's scenes were shot over a few months), Sophia inserts plastic cutlery into herself. Still not so extreme that she wouldn't be welcome at the GawkerMedia family picnic, which is good, because I'd be uncomfortable if she was the attention-seeking type.

Anyway, it turns out the duplex was not the same as the one in which I'd met Kiara Marie. The walls were different, as were the railings. I guess I'd become engrossed with the carpeting.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Buy "Extreme Sophia Goes Solo" (gamelink.com)

"Not Bewitched XXX": More Hype Than You Can Twitch Your Nose At [Hype]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:20:37 EDT

If you thought the public relations storm of press releases and soundbites and aging '70s child stars was impressive the last time Will Ryder put out a classic TV porn spoof, you ain't seen nothing yet: "Not The Bradys XXX" was a masterpiece of porn marketing, but the folks at Adam & Eve and X-Play are upping the ante for the upcoming release of "Not Bewitched XXX." The movie already has two trailers and they're planning to release a new one each week until the DVD is released next month (version number two is below) at which point you will probably have seen every second of the feature that does not contain actual sex. The movie does boast an all-star cast and a very convincing laugh track—plus, Nina Hartley as a redhead!—so there are some reasons to get excited. Just don't lose your Darrens over it.

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· Not Bewitched XXX Trailer 2 (YouTube)
· Official Site (notbewitchedxxx.com)

As Real As It Gets: "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2" [Hardcore]

DCypher — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:10:37 EDT

As we've noted before, the burden of proof with most MILF titles these days is left up to the consumer—and with the number of MILF titles studios keep churning out, that's a lot of, uh, burden. So it's refreshing to see director Chris Streams releasing a MILF title that actually features women over 30. And how do we know they're thr real deal? Well, in some cases we've seen them performing in adult films for a minimum of six or seven years—which would at least make them around 25 or so. Also? The title is kind of clever in a crude sort of way. So there's that too.

In fact, "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2" doesn’t pull any punches anywhere. The video shows just enough wrinkles, stretch marks, and imperfectly proportioned rack jobs to make us believe we're watching insatiable cougar types in action—and we mean all of that in the best possible way. After all, you wouldn't want to buy or rent a title like this and see Veronica Rayne looking like a dewy-fresh barely legal ingenue, would you? No, you would not: you want to see her handling two studs at once as only a mature woman of experience can. And she does.

"Dirty Rotten Motherfuckers 2" also stars Brittany O’Connell, Holly Halston, Julia Ann, Monique, Jada Fire, Diamond Jackson, and Raquel Devine.

• "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2" (DVD info + more previews @ julesjordanvideo.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: Gold Medal Sex [Sex Blogs]

Fleshbot — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:45:24 EDT

As inspiring as certain things in Beijing have been over the last week and a half, not many of us can ever hope to win a gold medal (much less eight of them) unless by some chance the IOC decides to start presenting medals for sex. Then we'd at least have a shot for solo performance gold! But the writers in today's roundup of some award-winning moments from the sex blog scene sure know how to impress the judges. Watch as they perform acrobatic tricks of public couch sex! Join the crowd cheering on the Canadian Futa players! And head down to the surf for a steamy round of beach blanket bingo.

Go for the gold with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Diary of a Futa (part4)

After a few moments Laura had popped my cock out of her mouth, stroking my shaft tightly with her fist she asked" are you read to cum?"

"Yes," I gasped weakly, barely able to concentrate on her question. She grinned and dove onto my cock once again. Catching me by surprise, Laura reached into my panties and deftly rammed her fingers into my dripping wet and over-excited pussy. That, combined with the feeling of her hot, wet mouth sucking my cock, put me right over the edge - I think I screamed out loud as I came, hard.

- The S Spot

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Sex Club Visit, Pt. 1

After I'd sucked him for a while I laid back and slipped out of my panties. I pulled my already short dress up to my waist and he licked me while I played with my nipples. While that was happening another couple came in and started fucking on the couch next to us. We both watched them as another couple joined in the play. I never did figure out if they all knew each other.

- Arousal of the Minx

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Chase Me, Fuck Me.

I did as I was told, climbing up onto my hands and knees and presenting my ass to her. She slapped my ass hard with an open hand, and then bent down and slid her tongue slowly up the crack of my ass, stopping at the little starfish, teasing it with little probing thrusts. When she was finished, she moved up and positioned her cock at the entrance to my back passage and began pushing in.

- The 'Real' Princess Diaries

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Untitled

After a few minutes and no real build-up of an orgasm, I had to take a break. My hand was cramping.

He laughed at me and sympathized with me and kept stroking his cock. I couldn't resist masturbating more, though, because I love to watch him and it makes me squishy in places it's pleasant to be squishy. I did achieve an orgasm, finally: toe curling, toe straightening, teeth gnashing, head tossing, glorious orgasm. I was lost for a moment or three, and when I came to, N. was spreading my legs and preparing to fuck me.

- A Former Virgin

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Time to ourselves finally

I pulled her collar, grabbed her throat and applied pressure while fucking her telling her to cum while cutting off her breath. Ahh it was glorious. after so long of going back and forth to other folks houses and what not to finally get some time together to be intimate.

- Master Coyote's Den

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Beach Baby

We rolled over so I was sitting on top of him. Slowly I rode up and down on his cock, hearing him groan. Alex slide his finger over my clit, tasting my wetness. I moved up and down, feeling his head do things to my insides.

- Eyes Wide Shut

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See also: Sugasm #143: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via CFNM Zone (TGP/preview gallery @ cfnmzone.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

The Ass Thread: What The Internet Was Meant To Be [Ass]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:20:48 EDT

We try not to spend too much (or any) time on message boards, because that way lies flame wars and madness. Still, there are occasional moments when the collective hive mind of the internet creates something useful and informative, and so we present you with "The Ass Thread." No political rants, no insane conspiracy theories ... and we're pretty sure no one has called anyone a Nazi. (Yet.) Just a thread full of hot, sweaty, generally uncovered asses! It pretty much restores our faith in the World Wide Web as a communications medium. We're not ready to start editing Wikipedia discussion pages or anything, but it's a start.

· The Ass Thread (theboredspot.com, via blography)

We think the Olympics would be a lot more ... [Boobs]

Fleshbot — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:55:09 EDT

We think the Olympics would be a lot more interesting if we saw more female sports fans showing their support like the ones in this gallery. That way, we'd be able to spend less time waiting for the (very) occasional nip slip on the playing field and more time ... er, watching the fans we guess. Still, it's all about the glory of international competition, right? (alrincon.com - thanks José)

To tell you the truth, we've never been all ... [Sports]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:40:55 EDT

To tell you the truth, we've never been all that into table tennis. (What can we say? We like bigger balls.) But if the International Table Tennis Foundation makes good on their promise to sexy up the uniforms, we might be able to bring ourselves to watch. Think this means there'll be some in-game nip slips too? It's all for the good of the sport, right? (sports.yahoo.com - thanks AJ; thumbnail via 1pantyhose.com via Ask Jolene)

XOXTube Gives You More Tube To Unclog [Video]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:20:30 EDT

Just when we were starting to think that we had seen every single video ever uploaded to RedTube or that Megarotic's daily viewing limits were going to force us into a permanent state of frustrated arousal, along comes yet another new(ish) take on the whole dirty video sharing community, XOXTube. (We guess the O is for "onomatopeia"?) From a purely functional standpoint, there's nothing new here—click buttons, watch porn, repeat—but you do get a whole new library of smut to choose from when your other alternatives start to seem stale. Just as in the rest of our free market economy, more choices give consumers more power to shape their own destinies, or something like that. So get in there and let Kobe Tai help you strike a blow for capitalism!

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· XOXTube (xoxtube.com)

Remember those days when hipsters with prestigious ... [Sex Work]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:55:09 EDT

Remember those days when hipsters with prestigious but low paying media jobs had to have trust funds or sell coke if they wanted to make ends meet? Now all they have to do is find a few high-paying tricks to help them make it in the big city! Hey, it beats hitting up Mom and Dad for cash. (Or selling coke, for that matter.) (radaronline.com)

Maybe if we can tear ourselves away from ... [Sex Culture]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:45:18 EDT

Maybe if we can tear ourselves away from the AVN Expo the next time we're in Vegas we'll check out the new Erotic Heritage Museum for ourselves—but for now we'll just have to trust the word of people who have actually been there. Although it's not hard to believe that a sex museum is somehow the classiest place in Las Vegas. (latimes.com + nerve.com)

Earning Your Wings: Top Ten Mile High Club Sex Videos [Video]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:10:47 EDT

Air travel has gotten a lot less sexy over the years: the ~~stewardesses~~ flight attendants no longer dress like cocktail waitresses, the quarters have gotten way more cramped ... and don't even get us started on the price of alcohol. Yet somehow we're still turned on by the thought of doing it on a plane. Is it the danger of doing it in public? The thrill of cramped quarters? The aphrodisiac qualities of those teeny-tiny bags of pretzels? While we muddle through that one, check out some of our favorite members of the Mile High Club after the jump. May their courageous exploits serve as an example to us all!

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Plane Bathroom (megarotic.com)

Airplane Asian Sex! (megarotic.com)

sexy stewardess (megarotic.com)

Airplane Party—Hot Lesbians In Action! (megarotic.com)

Mile High Club again! (megarotic.com)

Terra White Anal in the Airplane (megarotic.com)

airplane bj (youporn.com)

Muscular dude fucking one hot chick on a plane (megarotic.com)

stocking stewardess sex (in the airplane) (megarotic.com)

Fly with us! (megarotic.com)

It seems we have something else in common ... [Sex Toys]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:55:59 EDT

It seems we have something else in common with Oprah besides a fondness for certain sex writers: we're both fans of the Naughtinano. So what songs do you think Oprah is grooving to these days?
(jezebel.com)

Audrina Partridge Flees "The Hills" (And Winds Up In A Pool In Vegas) [Celebrity Bikini Watch]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:45:37 EDT

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... unless, of course, you're Audrina Partridge and you're partying in a pool with some friends. Then what happens in Vegas gets recorded by paparazzi and ends up on Fleshbot. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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If you've already forgotten what day it is ... [Babes]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:30:52 EDT

If you've already forgotten what day it is and need something to jog your memory, try this sexy calendar by Brazilian model Karina Flores. Sure, it's for 2009 and we don't see any actual dates on it, but it's got to help somehow. (areaticino.com)

Tera Patrick Is Restricted To Adults (And Aren't You Glad You're An Adult?) [Pub(l)ic Service Announcement]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:15:39 EDT

Observant porn surfers may have noticed a little RTA graphic that has been appearing on the landing page of many adult websites over the past several months—including this one. If you haven't figured it out already, it stands for "Restricted to Adults" and it's part of a seld-policing Porn Valley-backed campaign to help keep kids from looking at material they're not supposed to. The program has already attracted the support of stars like Stormy Daniels, and now Tera Patrick and her husband and Evan Seinfeld have made a PSA explaining why dirtpipe milkshakes shouldn't be a part of a kid's balanced breakfast. Check it out after the jump. It's one of the few times we can legitimately ask "But what about the children?" without being snarky about it.

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· Evan Seinfeld Tera Patrick RTA PSA (youtube.com)
· "Tera Patrick, Evan Seinfeld Featured in New RTA Public Service Announcement" (avn.com)

Tiddy Bear Saves Your Life And Hugs Your Titties! [Great Moments In Advertising]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:55:20 EDT

We just stumbled upon this clever Saturday Night Live-style commercial spoof on YouTube and it is hilarious! Just the idea that someone would spend $14.95 to solve the deadly problem of seat belt irritation is pretty funny, but the way they mock those pseudo-subliminal infomercial sales pitches is just perfect! Having the announcer say "Tiddy Bear" over and over again as women in low-cut tank tops press a plush toy firmly between their breasts sure is an hysterical take on goofy, ill-conceived advertising! Click the thumbnail and check out the video below—they really nailed this one!

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(What's that? This video isn't a spoof? The Tiddy Bear exists and you can actually buy it? Oh, uh ... never mind.)

· Tiddy Bear (tiddybearcomfortstrap.com, via buzzfeed.com)

A Hard Day's Work [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:35:34 EDT

Every morning we wake up, get dressed, kiss our spouses goodbye, and head off to the office. Just like this guy! Of course, when we arrive in the office, we settle down for a long hard day of watching porn clips—whereas this guy gets to have a hot and heavy threesome with two hot babes, leaving no orifice unpenetrated. But other than that, he's a regular working stiff just like the rest of us. Right? (Or maybe it's a French thing?)

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· Two Girl One Man (megarotic.com)

Dita Von Teese finds the perfect model to ... [Dita Von Teese]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:58:28 EDT

Dita Von Teese finds the perfect model to display her new quick-release Wonderbra lingerie line. It's almost like she's done this kind of work before. (marieclaire.co.uk + telegraph.co.uk; bonus celebrity underwear gallery @ eonline.com)

Meet Gaby Ramirez. She's from way down in ... [Gaby Ramirez]

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:44:05 EDT

Meet Gaby Ramirez. She's from way down in Mexico, so we're not sure what she does for a living ... but it obviously doesn't require a uniform. (dailypoa.com)

Kissing Jessica Drake, Who Is "Kissing Girls" [Porn Lesbians!]

Gram Ponante — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:45:51 EDT

To know jessica drake—or at least to bump into her semi-regularly—is to be infatuated with jessica drake. That is why hopes are high when Wicked gets around to jessica drake in its contract performer marquee movie rotation. And that drake gets around to Dana DeArmond turns out to be a pleasant surprise in "Kissing Girls."

jessica drake is Zoe as today's Wicked Girl on a mission in "Kissing Girls," in which the long-leggedy pornstress lets us know (in standard-issue voiceover form) that this will be her year to climb the corporate ladder, make the world a better place, and find her soulmate. (As this line cuts to her trysting with Eric Masterson, we can assume that he is not it, else the movie would be very short.)

"He understood my passions and dealt with my neuroses," she says of him. But when he tells her to hurry because his wife will be home soon, she knows it isn't to be. We know that the movie will be about dipping her toe in the world of women.

Like Hustler is hitting a groove with (or at least spending a lot of time on) its "parody" movies, Wicked is co-opting mainstream successes and making them a little more porny. "Kissing Girls" is, obviously, Wicked's "Kissing Jessica Stein."

Frustrated with men, Zoe answers a personal ad. From a girl. At first she is hesitant, but when a montage sequence reveals that alll men are crazy, she reconsiders."Besides," she says, "aren't all women lesbians these days? Bisexual? Swingers? Isn't that all the rage?"

All the rage in Hell, maybe.

Anyway, drake bites the bullet and meets Moonbeam (Dana DeArmond), and they hit it off on Wicked's muted pastel restaurant set. And they have so much in common! They're both Scorpios, they like to drive, and neither likes labels! But they do like labia.

Moonbeam tells Zoe about first finding a woman attractive, when she caught her babysitter (Scarlett Fay) having sex with her 40-year-old boyfriend. Luckily, we don't see 12-year-old Moonbeam peaking around the curtains. We're also proud of ourselves that we guessed how another sex scene would be shoehorned in before Zoe and Moonbeam's inevitable coupling.

drake and DeArmond at first seem an unlikely porn pair, but DeArmond handles the transition from gaping and choking to couples'-friendly lesbo scene with aplomb, and even inspires the best ad-lib of the movie when drake says, "If I had a cock you'd be in trouble."

I've said it before and I say it again: it's great jessica drake does not have a cock.

- Review by Gram Ponante

Kissing Girls
Studio: Wicked
Director: Michael Raven
Cast: jessica drake, Dana DeArmond, Scarlett Fay, Randy Spears, Barrett Blade, Eric Masterson, Barry Scott, August

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy "Kissing Girls" (gamelink.com)

Best Of Babelogs: Still More Olympic Spirit Edition [Babes]

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:45:56 EDT

Because there's more than one thing to hold a torch for ...

· Amanda Hanshaw (babesandbitches.net)
· Amanda King (babeslog.net)
· Anna (babesdiary.com
· Beatrix (join2babes.com)

· Cikita (bestbosoms.com)
· Enya (butterflysearcher.com)
· Kaira (teenport.com)
· Kate Brenner (oweos.com)

· Krissy (labatidora.net)
· Lanny Barby (asredas.com)
· Lizzie (getnudies.com)
· Muriel (kindgirls.com)

· Nichole Suganuma (lettherebeporn.com)
· Nicky Case (exgirlfriendmarket.com)
· Shannon (morebabes.to)
· Tabetha (nextdoormania.com)

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Previously: Best Of Babelogs Archive

Back To The Future: Hustler's "Alt Chicks Fuck Better" [Hardcore]

DCypher — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:45:17 EDT

We’re not usually big fans of compilation DVDs here at Fleshbot: chances are if you missed something the first time around it's not worth watching when it gets repackaged with other similarly forgettable scenes for a quickie comp release. But given their ubiquity in the porn marketplace they're hard to ignore, and in these days of video sharing sites some companies have taken to raiding their own faults and adding never-before-scene clips to these collections to make them more attractive. And then there's Hustler's new "tribute" to alt porn, "Alt Chicks Fuck Better".

Given the fact that most alt performers, directors, and fans look for the new and unusual in their product, we're wondering whether Hustler was trying to alienate their target audience by rereleasing a bunch of clips that most alt fans—and especially we here at Fleshbot—were already pretty familiar with. (Or maybe serious alt fans were never the target audience for this comp to begin with?) Still, upon closer examination the DVD proves to serve up an interesting slice of porn history-in-the-making for those who might have ignored or overlooked it the first time around. So maybe it's unfair to dismiss it outright, even if it’s just a crass attempt on Hustler's part to cash in on something some would argue they never really understood from day one.

"Alt Chicks Fuck Better" features several moments from the altporn movement just as it was starting to take on the porn mainstream, and as such it samples from such seminal works as Eon McKai's "Art School Sluts" and the three volumes of his "Kill Girl Kill" series and maverick director Joe Gallant's "Avenue X". Among the several scenes you'll find a younger Rob Rotten carnally indoctrinating Yumi before going on to take on an anti-alt stance with his Punx Productions, and a fresh-faced Kimberly Kane when she was just an insatiable sex goddess and not yet one of our favorite directors (and insatiable sex goddess).

So really, all that’s missing to make this more of a documentary are interviews and consent. No matter what your personal take on altporn is, "Alt Chicks Fuck Better" is worthwhile as an abbreviated primer of a pornographic revolution that may best be remembered for having been co-opted by what it was originally intended to destroy. Then again, part of us thinks that you should already own most of the films it samples already, and why would you need to add another disk to your collection? Either way, take a look at our preview gallery below and experience the magic of those heady alt years all over again ... for the first time.

• Hustler DVD (hustlerdvd.com)

Flesh Flicks: Here To Fix The Cable ... Again [Hardcore]

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:20:31 EDT

We've lived in a lot of different places, so at some point in our travels we've probably had to deal with every major cable company that exists. And you know what? They all stink. It's expensive, the signal is always conking out, and even if you're lucky enough to get the dolts who run customer service on the phone, the field technicians never show up on time. And it's all probably because every house call apparently turns into a midday sex romp on some lonely housewife's couch. Hey, we're glad these guys get so much action, but what good does that do us? If the service is down, we can't watch it anyway.

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· "cable guy" (Megarotic)

Kelly Brook In A Bikini Is Better Than ... Well, Nothing [Celebrity Bikini Watch]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:05:21 EDT

Will we ever get tired of looking at British glamour babe Kelly Brook prance around in a bikini? Well, maybe when she starts showing us her nipples again, only then we'll be a little too distracted by her boobs to pay attention to her bikini. But until then, a skimpy bikini-clad Kelly will definitely tide us over, if you know what we mean. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Despite recent high profile split second ... [Listmania]

Fleshbot — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:45:55 EDT

Despite recent high profile split second sort-of-lesbian makeout sessions to the contrary, we don't usually associate the films of Woody Allen (or Woody Allen himself for that matter) with hot sexy sex. But that didn't stop the culture vultures at NY Mag from compiling a list of the top ten sex scenes in his movies. (Spoiler alert: The Orgasmatron didn't even make #1! Maybe he's sexier than we gave him credit for.) (nymag.com + youtube.com)

This Week In Condoms (= Not Olympic Athletes, Apparently) [Olympics]

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:20:01 EDT

As usual, athletes in the Olympic Village have access to free condoms during the Games. What's not as usual is that no one is using them. Maybe they're all taking that "no sex before competition rule" a little too seriously? We thought it was always have sex before competition rule, but maybe that's why we don't have any bronze medals. (avn.com + yahoo.com)